S A T U R D A Y
Morning.gin tasting.

Alt. Pork pies, all the local butchers claim theirs is a Champion pie. Do your local butchers make spurious claims?
Altalt. Veggie option, does your greengrocer make spurious claim's?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 7:32, 70 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

lol gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)

there used to be a butcher near work called Pete's Meats
He was called Pete and he did sell meat so I don't think this answers your question. Sorry.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:18, Reply)

I enjoyed this story about Pete.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 8:50, Reply)

you can't beat his meat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)

meat street mreakdown

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)

Saturday morning meat fest* breakfast
Alt: My local butcher makes spurious claims about the high quality of his meat. He's lying as the only stuff I've bought from him was stewing steak and that was awful.
Altalt: The veggie option is 'fuck off and eat elsewhere you mentalist foodwrong'

*Bacon, cumberland sausages, black pudding, fried egg, mushrooms. No bread though, bread's fattening.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)

fried bread is good for you.
Hard to trust butchers, it is a liars trade.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Are you on a keto diet or something?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Have you mistaken him for Battered?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

No special diet
Except I exclude bread from my diet completely - love the stuff - it doesn't like me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

What sort of Withnail-worthy degeneracy is this, gin-tasting in the morning?
I was motivated last night to try the new steaks from my local supermarket, and wish I hadn't: they were crap.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)

gin tasting later. the steaks, 28 day hung and brined in hickory wood fire?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 11:11, Reply)

Alt: no different to all chippies claiming to be award winning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)

oh yes, the only fish fryers worth going to still use beef dripping.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 11:17, Reply)

joiners get awards now?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Yes.
A lot hinges on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:05, Reply)

I should have saw that one coming

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)

I'm lucky enough to have Melton Mowbray not that far from me so I'm pretty sure my pork pie supply is highend
I also have 3 butchers and 2 greengrocers all within a 5 minute walk, supermarket meat and fresh Veg. is well overpriced and not that good
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)

you consider living in the Midlands lucky?
pretty low standards right here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Not as low as your wifes standards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)

The invention of the internal combustion engine has meant that food products are now available more than 10 miles away from the place of their production

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)

I matters not, if I want a pork pie or even cornish cream tea
My local supermarket will provide for my needs, that way I can go down on my skateboard and save the planet all at the same time.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:31, Reply)

Gin is ming

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Incorrect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

In
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

think the best so far is the Aldi one but the Greenalls is pretty good.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Hi everyone 0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)

yo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Allah akhbar high fives :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Our chef is a pie champion, her pork ones are ace.
Not a euphemism.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:53, Reply)

how did scotch night go?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Warm up for next Sunday innit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)

You mean
"There's nothing to celebrate about our country but boiled offal, a mediocre poet and a resentment of the blatantly superior English" night?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:31, Reply)

you mean, let's ignore the enlightenment and the numerous political, economic, scientific and cultural achievements of the Scots

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:45, Reply)

enlightenment

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 14:53, Reply)

enlightenment

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)

nlytnmnt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)

If you love em that much, why don't you fuck off back there then?????
Eh? Eh? EH?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)

because baggenfock fucks kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:37, Reply)

he really, really does

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:43, Reply)

There's two dozers hare. It's scary.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Just remember the shittier one out of the two is probably the real Dozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

I hear he touches winkies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)

pie champion, links please!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:03, Reply)

She has no medals unfortunately, just does them for the boozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)

oh, a self declared pie champion.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:36, Reply)

Spurious innit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)

yes. I just was living in hope. a marketeers dream.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

Hope is a village in the Derbyshire Peak District, in England.
Nice place.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

what are the nurseries like?

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

There's a very nice garden centre nearby.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

The village is also known for its well dressing.
As opposed to the fashion disasters on OT.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:59, Reply)

but how sexy are the toddlers though?

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

I think someone might be a little bit upset.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

I'm so upset I think I might cry.

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

one hour to go people, get your party shoes on

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

What's happening?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

^ just mad because they're not invited

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

can't wait

( $$ ✅, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:21, Reply)

shitting before you go or saving it for his waste disposal unit?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

saving it
I hope they have a granite work top
( $$ ✅, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

it's alright, the sink's at floor level
some of kind of japanese design thing, apparently it's all the rage in hoxton apartments
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)