What does Saturday night hold in store?
Partying, or shut in with family and b3ta?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:09, 54 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

on OWN with b3ta!!
have just put tomorrow's beef, Guinness and pearl barley stew in the oven.

imma make meatball linguine for myself in an hour or so.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)

Proper Winter noms.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:15, Reply)

Sounds nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:30, Reply)

Cooking with a nice ale gives good results, decent brown ale or stout.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

playing rekkids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)

Roast dinner and far too much wine
Lamb FTW
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

those people on storage hunters are complete cunts.
shouting out values for complete shit that they've bought.

utter cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)

I can't remember who made the comment on here, but someone speculated that
If half of those 'storage hunters' rifled through their loft and they took their valuations, they'd be able to retire.

'Oooh, a bucket full of septic boils! That's a hundred dollar bill right there!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

there's a reason why normal people have abandoned that tut.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:50, Reply)

Anything of any value has clearly been 'planted'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I would like to kill the wanker that shouts "money"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Buuuuuur Brrrrrrruuuuuuuuu MONEY!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

that fucker and his fat slag of a wife just bought a cessna for 15k
an it was airworthy and flew. making 20k.

I can't switch it off!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)

Because that really happened.
In no way did the producers try and make a fucking car boot sale more interesting by planting a plane in an auction.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:23, Reply)

Not actually seen it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)

Most people on daytime telly are cunts tbh.
I up you Jeremy Kyle.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

^ Daytime telly watcher

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)

Magnum PI is the best start to the day tbh,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Magnum is fine.
But it's no Professionals which in turn is no Minder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 17:58, Reply)

Professionals were a bit bent, I always thought, and the acting was awful. Minder was ok, but the ones without Dennis were shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

UR bent.
u bentder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)

UR an even bigger bentdner. NO returns.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:22, Reply)

You can't 'no returns' me.
There are laws against that sort of carry on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:35, Reply)

I was going to make pizza but the yeast was out of date,
so i'm having baked potato and some chorizo chicken potroast instead. I will make pizza tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:04, Reply)

Have you got yeast that is only valid 6 days a week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

No, you have comically missunderstood me, I will buy some more yeast at a shop tomorrow, lol.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:18, Reply)

allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/27823/yeast-free-pizza-dough.aspx
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:22, Reply)

fuck that yo

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)

Well go to the shops and buy some yeast.
And then stop moaning. And if you're going to the shops, I'll have a packet of tobacco, 24 cans of a stella and a Cornetto.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)

Skins and Space Raiders please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)

They'd better be the picked onion space raiders

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)

Of course.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:35, Reply)

Bet you need a drink to go with them.
You find them a bit 'spicy'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:36, Reply)

I'll have some of your Stellas thanks :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

It's £3.90 a can.
You understand....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

I'll get my own Kestrel thanks...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:48, Reply)

According to a meme, they can be purchased with vouchers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)

The Sweeney is on Channel 4 this evening.
I went to a picture house to see it when it came out.

If you were thinking of watching it, don't bother. It's shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

it's worse than that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:50, Reply)

The recent one?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

Yeah.
With Plan B and that Raymond Windbone
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:58, Reply)

Sounds awful.
Looking for something to download when crawl in tonight, any suggestions?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:06, Reply)

Thw remake of The Sweeny is brilliant.
You'll love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

Thanks!!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:15, Reply)

You are most pupils after PE

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:16, Reply)

I shower on a regular basis, thank yew.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:19, Reply)

Busy night in the boozer ahead of you, or have you fleeced all your customers over Christmas
And you're now waiting for them to all get paid again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

Friday was the busiest since new year, was a late one. Tonight is steady away.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:26, Reply)

Probably still watch it though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

he's dead jim

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:39, Reply)

just having a night in with the kids

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)

when the big hand touches the little hand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

Sorry, I meant a night in the kids.
(Good evening Good evening, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 20:02, Reply)