Not the best single player game.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 20:57, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Well you'll have more chance of winning if you play by yourself.
Failing that, how about a nice bit of computer chess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 20:57, Reply)

I was hoping to shoot shit or something.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:05, Reply)

How about one of those fun 'tower defence' games that were online a few years back
They were jolly good fun.

(I'll admit I'm probably not the gamer you're looking for) - although I'll probably buy one of those mini ZX Spectrum things if they get a full release.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:06, Reply)

Time to break out the Atari.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:08, Reply)

ST-tastic!
I loved my ST.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:09, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-30810148
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:13, Reply)

worth 25 quid of anyone's money

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:36, Reply)

Think they'll be pricing it around the one-er mark.
Seems a bit steep, considering you can download it all for fuck all, but surely far better value than one of those X-things the kids like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:43, Reply)

Arkanoid
www.classicgamesarcade.com/game/21603/arkanoid.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Jan 2015, 21:23, Reply)