I asked my boss to open our sandwich toaster/panini press thing as it had given me a static shock
then pulled a party popper behind his back.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

lol, back in the day at a houseparty we told a lad who was experiencing his first bout of weed-induced paranoia that there was a nutter running around with a chainsaw, then got a mate to rev a dustbuster behind his head.
He ran away and knocked himself over on the clothesline. Good times.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)

That Mephedrone shit made me paranoid as fuck
I was high on it walking through finsbury park after the free Rage Against the Machine gig when there was a loud bang. My mate SJ mumbled really casually "Oh fuck someone just got shot" and then carried on walking. I freaked out and started looking around in a panic but not wanting to run or draw attention to myself. My mates were all acting normally. After half a minute or so they asked why I was acting weird and I said "What was it? A drive by or something?" They looked at me like I was nuts obviously having no idea what I was on about until SJ twigged and said "It was a car backfiring you dozy twat!"
( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Classic SJ!? What scrapes will she get up to next

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)

He

( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

You know a guy called Sarah-Jane? Bit odd even for Cornwall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)

He was Spanish and lived in London

( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)

That stuff is horrible.
Better to stick to the stuff that's been around for a decades really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)

I know, I was actually glad when it was made illegal because I found it harder to get and stopped taking it.
I was buying it in bulk and snorting fuck loads of it. Dirty horrible stuff.
( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Are you sure it was the mephedrone?
and not just you being a fucking retard?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure. I had lived in London for years and heard a lot of cars backfiring and never reacted in such a twatish manner.

( Peej, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Its not been done for a long time but I enjoy swapping the M and N keys round on people's keyboards
Also, its been far too long since I defaced the kitchen supply of breakfast cereals, adding a G to anything with oats

Hot Quick Goats FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)

Hey sporters loving that Simpsons tie you've got on today! "Don't have a cow man"!!! Classic stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Simple things please simple minds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)

DON'T YOU... FORGET ABOUT ME

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Must be why I enjoy this ball in a cup game so much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)

YM certainly enjoys balls in her cup

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)