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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:04, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
top quality posting

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)
I'm quite proud of it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Easily the best thread in a while.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)
how rude

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)
Not nearly rude enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:23, Reply)
but what is your question?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Why does a single photon of light, when fired at a sheet of cardboard with two slits in it, go through both at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)
because science

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)
because quantum

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:20, Reply)
because because because because becaaauuuusssse

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)
because of what englert–greenberger duality does! diddly diddly dum!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
It is something to do with how the wave length of the light beam can be refracted across the 2 slits
but the individual photon isn't so you get the appearance of 1 photon splitting into 2...

or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)
I'd stick to not designing kitchens

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)
if you stick the plans in a box with a lighter triggered by a decaying atom then the kitchen will be in a state of both designed and undesigned at the same time

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Very clever have a click

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
Well I would wash the dishes but there's literally no way to determine the position of the sink. Soz.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
I like Yank fridges.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
I like fridges that keep stuff cold without making too much noise.
I'm not sure I have a strong opinion on their nationality. Think mine's German. Zyklon B is a really inefficient coolant.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)
That was double H not me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)
I stand by what I have said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
SHUT IT BIG NOSE
Also the basic physics are pretty much correct (from old A level memory)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
I was appalling at physics.
Completely beyond me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
He didn't design a kitchen either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
Lying motherfucker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
If you had a time machine, would you make your past-self suck your cock for winning national lottery numbers?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Make?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)
if I had a time machine I'd suck my cock for nowt

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)
I'd make love to myself in a New York minute!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Having both a time machine and a cock seem pretty far fetched for me

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)
yeah tell that to the judge Nige

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
Please explain this reference as I am too dim and blonde to get it

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
You, as we have discussed previously, are a 20st trucker called Nigel therefore you will have a cock
and tell it to the judge is American slang to reveal lies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)
No harm done.
Which suggests that you're a bit on the small side.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)
I like your style

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)
I'll morning when I'm on the way to work
And alright when I'm on the way home. Like I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)
And the reason that you're inside our bottoms?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:17, Reply)
Early finish today?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)
I always finish early with a poke up the bum

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:21, Reply)
tongues and small fingers OK
Cocks and kitchen implements not OK
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)
nothing noncey about this, oh no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
yerr ... in your creepy head

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)
what about vegetables?
or fruit?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
I'm not sure that counts towards your seven a day.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
I think vegetables would be alright.
Their drool would act as a lube, and they wouldn't be able to tell anyone about it afterwards if you have regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
:O...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 17:05, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)
No thanks, my guts have been rather truculent today and have left my toilet area in less than mint condition.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:24, Reply)
braw!
have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)
fuck a horse
... bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
fucking a horse has definitely been done
I've seen the video
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

ve seen

featured in
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)
it's my dream acting job

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 16:39, Reply)
I'll just go and read the paper then...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)
alright
Might get payday cans on my way home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)

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