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gormo thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:44, 197 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
she's no mr horrible

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:47, Reply)
Who is she?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:51, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Dear Christ what the actual fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)
mum?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)
That's grim.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Thanks for helping us to buy Monty a George the Hofmeister Bear Costume!
Thanks for helping us to buy Monty a George the Hofmeister Bear Costume!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:57, Reply)
mobb deep in leeds in May y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:07, Reply)
Delete this please.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Thief.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:10, Reply)
my friend just scored us tickets to see bradley cooper in the elephant man in june
BRADLEY MOTHERFUCKING COOPER.

ohhhhhhhh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:17, Reply)
YESSSS I CAN'T WAIT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)
s'alright
you don't have to come. bradley (and benedict in "hamlet" later in the year) are strictly laydeez only.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:19, Reply)
No I meant you'll be out for the night so I can get a kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)
he is so dreamy!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
mum?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
stop posting pictures of you doing your wife

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
And there was I trying to help build the excitement by posting a genuine Bradley Cooper in the Elephant Man picture
But if you think I look like Brad here then THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
oh god ... is he doing a make-up free version? the prick

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Is he performing it naked as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)

As an interesting side note, in spite of the aforementioned anomalies, the patient's genitals remain entirely intact and unaffected.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Also, why are you our resident authority on this production?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
BBC News article innit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Ok, one final question then
Who the hell is Bradley Cooper?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
the guy in the photo up there with the weird face

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Sporters?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Soz bbz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
He was the one with Pube hair in American Hustle

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Oh right.
What is American Hustle?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
^not "In To Film"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Does Bradley Cooper really fuck his mother?
Or is this just libel?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:26, Reply)
jelly of your merrick skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
not me, my friend
she's amazing at getting tickets to stuff. she scored both the merrick and the hamlet tickets. i owe her, big time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Is it beer time yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:19, Reply)
Well it's payday so it must be.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Sorry, you missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:20, Reply)
kebab first

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
Sicko.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Jane Hill
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:22, Reply)
katherine jenkins y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Y

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
Monty in a George the Hofmeister Bear Costume
Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
YYYYYYYY

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Y/Y

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I don't do furries

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:30, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Has anyone mentioned that it was cold this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
It really was, yes
I'm counteracting cold with coffee, bacon and a jacket potato
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
-3 down my way!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
yeah ... that Goose! prick mentioned it

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
I have in private text messages if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
I don't think so as I never received one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Oh really....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
APOLOGY ACCEPTED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
our boss in a group email did
before giving us a generic 'well done' for the week or month, I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Embarrassing middle aged men harping on about fit birds
y/n
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Y

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Thanks for helping us to buy Monty a George the Hofmeister Bear Costume!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
It was nothing.
Well, it was £5.30, but you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
I'm going to personally pledge the rest at the end, it all goes to my own paypal anyway.
Then I get to keep your £5.30

As for Monty and his George the Hofmeister Bear Costume, well I don't know what happened to that guy anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
You'll only get the £5, the 30 pence goes to paypal, haha gutted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
What cunts! Will I have to pay 30p to paypal on the £1995 I am going to pledge?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
y/n

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
so that's true for all crowdfunding?
as long as you contribute the balance of the target you'll get all the pledged cash?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
How are they supposed to know I pledged it myself eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
I think we've found a loophole in the system
Want to come in to business with me, you should always have a jew involved in a business.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
You nick the fund, I'll insure it.
Jew Presto!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
I only have 2 famous women in my "I would" list
and that's Mila Kunis and Jennifer Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Worst gay ever.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Because they kind of look like guys?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Les Dawson as a woman bending over and farting while being sick over a puppy
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
hello all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Its the wifes birthday tomorrow, should I buy her a present?
Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
The kids got her one of those

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
My teas gone cold!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
What I mean to say is
I get this
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
y
present+flowers
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)
What about a card?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
felt tip a salutation on your weeping erection.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I can fit HA-P-B'D

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)
She'll put an A P B out on you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
A collection of Janet Street-Porter approved literature

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
A little kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11364786/Husband-bulldozes-house-to-the-ground-while-his-wife-is-out-shopping.html

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I'm glad he left his wanking hut intact in the back garden

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
He was that close to a Darwin Award having left the gas and electric on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
Electric won't be a problem he was safely insulated by the rubber wheels
and gas won't explode outside its SCIENTIFIC FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
So the leccy couldn't set of the gassy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Nah, doesn't work like that you need matches

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
good job the URL has all the story in it seeing as you fucked up the link.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
^can't cut and paste^

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Only idiots cut and paste, everyone else highlights right clicks and opens in a new tab.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:58, Reply)
I cunt and pasted it in to an email then emailed it to myself so I could open it in a different browser
Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:00, Reply)
I can't use emails, my printer is out of ink.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
^jelly of my link skillz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Janet Street Porter goes into a bar and says to the barman 'can I have a big aperitif'.
The barman replies 'I fucking doubt it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)
I fucking hate late Amazon deliveries.
It's something I wanted to arrive on time too. Most of the time it doesn't matter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Should've ordered it sooner, shouldn't you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I ordered two things from Amazon, they were due next Monday/Tuesday but both arrived today. Sooo annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
When I was in new york they were trailing google express.
Where you order shit off amazon or something and get it delivered within an hour.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
If you're on prime you get a free month if it's late.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:26, Reply)
I've had Prime for two years, pal.
I ain't a Paki or a cleaner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Get a life jerk

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
bit harsh

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Maybe the bloke in the warehouse had an accident.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
nothing you order on Amazon actually matters

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:32, Reply)
haha I just picked up my amazon parcel
sucks to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)

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