and this is the thread after that.
Any food tales to have? You fat cunts.
What was the last takeaway you had pls and rate it for our entertaintment

alt. Do you like where you live?
where would you live if money were no question?
Australia for me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:13, 174 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Had a takeaway curry on Saturday evening.
It was very nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:16, Reply)

pad thai from a gourmet food van
because I'm that middle class. 10/10 would eat again (not the exact same one, obviously).
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)

On friday night, I was in a local resturant in north cyprus...
... and I had the most amazing mezzay, but one of the guys there kept on bringing on food for us to try that he was expermenting around with. There was

- Some sort of tomarto, aspagous, 'rubarb' and nettle stew, which was lovely, and left a really weird stinging sensation in parts of my mouth that i've never had stung, like, under and around the tounge at the back of the mouth. Really weird.
- Aspagous and scrambeld egg, with what I think is Sugar, Cineamon and Clove. Really good.
- Some really strong pickles.

Then on saturday, I was doing a good-bye dinner, and one of the locals ordered something that wasn't on the menu. They could explain it to me in english, but when it came out, it was an amazing mix grill of Lamb Chop, Kofta, unidentifable piece of steak and like a chicken-tika.

Also, cyprus potatos are amazing, the potatos here are shit compared to the ones out there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

you lardass fuck with your council house diet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)

You vacuous skater prick with only snide comments or "alright" in his extended vocabulary

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

fat bald ginger shoulder pubes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

Dozer lives on cereal out the box, and child tears.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:23, Reply)

and hamster droppings

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)

For theflava.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyQRe1kYIM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

I was hoping Monty was ging to click this thinking it was the Black sheep tune :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01fzPwBwc4
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Had a few doners in Manc last week. I like the fact they come in a naan bread, as opposed to pitta, you can fit more healthy meat in.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

pitta bread kebabs are for blobbing birds and woofters

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:23, Reply)

We went to a place in Rusholme, so cheap there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:24, Reply)

I live just past there. it always smells so good.
I love clay oven cuisine
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:25, Reply)

+Bill

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah, like that's a real thing!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:28, Reply)

We called on you, but you weren't answering

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:29, Reply)

Did you try the back door?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:38, Reply)

snigger

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)

NDITB

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)

I'm keeping dinner nice, plain and simple tonight
I'm going for gammon, egg and chips

alt: yeah it's a nice place, Cornland for me I'd project manage my own home somewhere around Carbis Bay I may even do my own kitchen!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:27, Reply)

I haven't had a takeaway all year.
alt: No
Florence or New York
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)

Kind of mixed feelings where we live, I did like the annoynimity of living in a city, here you can't walk down the street without some fucker smiling and saying hello.
I'm aware I may have spelt it wrong.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Yer, it's spelt smelling not smiling

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Like where I live if I were to relocate I'd head for southern Ireland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

What's the biggest city in Ireland?
Dublin with a population of 527,612. LOL
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

I couldn't live abroad. It's nice to visit but it's fucking full of people that talk and smell funny
and it's alright but it's just different and I don't like it.

My aim is to live in Petworth.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Lived in Africa for a year, that was the pits. Although hols to Morocco were good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)

before mrsjeff moved down south, she came round for dinner one night
we ordered a takeaway from a lovely thai place and cracked open a bottle of wine. then another. then looked at a third (this will not surprise jeff).

decided we had better call the thai place. they assured us he had set off ages ago.

we drank the next bottle. still no sign of the food. we called again. they assured us he had not come back, and he had set off hours ago.

eventually the poor sod turned up looking really tearful - someone on putney bridge had mugged him whilst sitting on his bike, and had run off with the bag containing our rice, noodles and ice cream. we got the curries, but no sundries. not sure who was more gutted, him or us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)

Serves him right for delivering on a bike tbh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

victims of violent crimes are always the ones at fault

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Belsen or Treblinka maybe.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Hey guys!
Where's the train chat at?!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)

Piss off, you dull cretin.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

take your own advice you mongoid thickwit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

Cranley off, you nullo.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:00, Reply)

this is getting VERY sexy

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

woah babe, far too harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)

she definitely fancies you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)

Last takeaway was traditional fish & Chips from my local place - frickin' awesome.
Alt: I like where I live - far enough out of the nearest town but close enough to shop/eat out/drink. There's a lot of nice places to go in Leamington.
Money no object? I'd live in either Singapore or Thailand. My late father told me I'd either love or hate south-east asia - and I'd know which in the first 5 minutes. Love both places - worked for a while in Singapore and holidayed in Thailand.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:57, Reply)

I had a takeaway last year some time I think.
I'd prolly live here and in France still. Although I'd quite like a place on the Indian ocean in saaf efrica ... fancy having hippopotamus on the lawn.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

just get YM to sunbathe on the current one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)

they come out at night, thicko

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)

clearly i was joking
what you have scarcely passes for a scrubby patch of grass, never mind a lawn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)

So with the Euro being worth fuck all this week
Is it worth booking a break to take advantage of the single currency woes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

a trip to Greece to lol at their woes

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:08, Reply)

Their woes are over, new lefty government with a strong mandate and a charismatic leader, they'll be a utopia in 5 years.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)

Go for it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

wait til Greece goes under completely, I reckon.
Then squeeze a nice all inclusive in Chavos
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)

have to get in quick before the Turkish/Syrian caliphate annexes it.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

Last takeaway was cod chips mushy peas and whitebait, it was ace, thanks. Not much more to add, apart from they charged me 50p for some tomato sauce but the bird who fancies me in there usually gives it to me for nuffin so that was a bit of a low
Alt: yeah it's alright living in a flat worth loads in a nice area whilst also having a 3 bedroom property sitting empty with a token mortgage on. If I were to move I'd go to Dungeness because it's bleak and empty like my head.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:06, Reply)

When she tires of you, and throws you out, taking custody of lemmy, you'll be back to your cold empty house and pricey train tickets. Just a thought.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)

lemmy AND rocky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:17, Reply)

Have you got Rocky home now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:20, Reply)

yep
he's tiny and sooooo cute.

and he can fly like a fucking bullet from a gun. poor bumbling lemmy is going to be like the fat kid on sports day :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)

How is lemmy with him? Lemmy sounds a bit rubbish really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

nooooooooooo
lemmy is sweet, he's just a bit shit at flying.

we've only let them have a quick peek so far; lemmy is utterly intrigued. rocky just looks at him as if to say, "only 1 of you?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:34, Reply)

Separate rooms?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

at the moment, aye
when rocky is tame and settled, they will go in together, we hope.

otherwise that's a LOT of cleaning up shit for poor frog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)

How much do these things shit all over the place? Is there dollops of shit and piss everywhere ? Eww

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

fewer
are
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:00, Reply)

yeah they don't have a colostomy bag like you, andrew marr
hahaha yeah
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

jeez it's just a question. Why all so upset

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:22, Reply)

I'm just jealous

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

fascinating fact for you
they don't piss - because of where they come from, their bodies absorb all the liquid. they do tiny little dry pellets that are immediately wiped up with a disinfectant wipe.

not sure if it's better or worse than shovelling dog shit into a bag. that happens less frequently, but dog shit is soooooo much worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:09, Reply)

less fewer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:10, Reply)

and by immediately you mean you find pellets of shite everywhere. That's really cool and hygienic sounding too.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:23, Reply)

LIKE SHALALALALALA A LICKITY BOM DE BOM

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:24, Reply)

I meant for you and frog, lollollol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:13, Reply)

Of course, we aren't married. As Christians we believe that is Gods will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

Cool story bro. Stick to your failing pub and moribund family life eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:21, Reply)

i need some medical advice
Can anyone here give me some serious advice?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)

suicide cures anything

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I can practise med till the end of the month. Do you need a sick note, or a bum fingering?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:27, Reply)

nah, i have itchy arms

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

First sign of Ebola

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

In my professional opinion, you're a bender.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:42, Reply)

I suggest you don't get it checked out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)

Sounds like early stages of
JIMMY HILL-ITUS.

If it speads to your chin then no one will believe you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:46, Reply)

A short course of chinny reckons should clear it up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:57, Reply)

no, it's not supposed to be that small

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)

we're talking about your intellect, yes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)

NICE ONE!!!1111!!111ONEELEVEN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)