before mrsjeff moved down south, she came round for dinner one night
we ordered a takeaway from a lovely thai place and cracked open a bottle of wine. then another. then looked at a third (this will not surprise jeff).

decided we had better call the thai place. they assured us he had set off ages ago.

we drank the next bottle. still no sign of the food. we called again. they assured us he had not come back, and he had set off hours ago.

eventually the poor sod turned up looking really tearful - someone on putney bridge had mugged him whilst sitting on his bike, and had run off with the bag containing our rice, noodles and ice cream. we got the curries, but no sundries. not sure who was more gutted, him or us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:46, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Serves him right for delivering on a bike tbh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

victims of violent crimes are always the ones at fault

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)