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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cool new thread--- Mark V
You saw it here first.

Lamo's need not reply
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:44, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
YESSSS MARK V SOME KIND OF CAR CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
also my favourite forehand rubber on a table tennis bat

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
I used to play in a table tennis league, fact fans, I finished second to last in the overall rankings in my only season.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
Well that sucks, I was always more of a winner, I favoured a speedy Mark V rubber on the front for speed
and a short pimpled friendship on the back, to slow the ball down and add spin if neccesary. A hard, heavy blade for power, and a straight handle to enable me to flip over and swap rubbers easily to confuse and destroy my opponents.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
it's okay, i was about 11, i'm over it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
sounds like its still tearing you up inside

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
I SAID I'M OVER IT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Oooh, our coach used to teach the forehand by saying 'over it! over it!' and backhand by saying 'look in the mirror'
He died in a house fire after falling asleep with a lit fag, needless to say I had the last laugh.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:11, Reply)
Steve Marriott used to coach you at table tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)
His surname was 'Burnette', which he did

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)
Sir Alastair Burnet y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is way cooler than that largely ignored thread below it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

This is way cooler than that largely ignored thread below it. I'M A BIG GAY BUMMER WHO LOVES BUMMING
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
This thread is so cool I feel it will cooly mutate into a thread about what a massive whoopsie you are anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
dude...
not cool
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
PHSYCE!
you can take part this time. I feel the coolness of the thread itself will keep you afloat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:53, Reply)
thanks glovo, you're the best one here!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
That will also get you a long way, as I'm incredibly vain

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
so am I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
You probably think this thread is about you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)
Morning handwarmer
I am fixing stuff LIKE A BOSS* at the moment. I might have cut the time taken for our weekend work by half, meaning more cash for less work


*i.e. - not properly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Ah, the old bodge and scarper, nice work

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
also, very cool

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
You're my IT hero.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
I'm everyone's IT hero
I fucking rock, me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
This is lame and shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
It is now!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
It is now!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
They think it's all over.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
Nope, nope. It's still totally cool

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
So that's what you look like sans beard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
I'm afraid of what's under there
I was a younger man when I grew it, I suspect there is someone a few years older lurking within.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)
last time i went completely without a bit of scruffy facial hair i was told i looked 'like a twat'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
it might have been 'bent' come to think of it, either way, it wasn't nice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)
you're damn right it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)
I think that's fair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)
crying? that's not very cool

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:15, Reply)

youtu.be/dheVr7Wdrro
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)
I'm crying with laughter at your zany coffee song

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
that's much cooler

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)
Hi everyone!
I'm just here to lower the tone.
On another note (see what I did there) I've had an approach from a headhunter regarding a post at a competitor. My industry is such that everyone knows everyone else so, do I say I'm interested and risk that getting back to my present directors?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
Yeah. splash yourself around like a dirty old whore

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
yes
It's more money.

Fuck your directors.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Yep
Phone your boss and explain though - you may end up with pay rise without leaving
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
Please ignore this good advice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:14, Reply)
Why?
His boss will find out anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)
Because its good advice
and therefore has no place on here, what he should do is sneak around trying to keep it a secret and then letting it all blow up in his face
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)
Ahh, OK
soz
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
There was only one King Mark as far as I'm aware.
I believe that historians have established that this was because it's a shit name for a king.

Obviously, he was cornish.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)
You can stay

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
I suspect all this talk of "cool" is all merely a subterfuge for your gay agenda

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)
which would ironically be, quite cool

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Really?
That's a bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Ha! You're on fucking fire today

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)
You mean this one?
www.witnessesuntome.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lifejourney-gay-agenda.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:20, Reply)
They should never have repealed Section 28

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:22, Reply)
Pull yourself out of the 70's and stop dressing like a Geography teacher

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:24, Reply)
Section 28 of the Local Government Act 1988
And geography teacher chic suits me far better than Jack Jones Longline T-Shirt With Jellyfish Print And Skater Fit With Leather Look Panels In Paisley Print ever would.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:33, Reply)
I could totally make you over so it would.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
Oooh would you do my hair and nails too!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)
Careful.
If you get shit under your fingernail, the smell can linger.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:43, Reply)
The Cranberries new material didn't have the same impact.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:45, Reply)
Queer eye for the Yurt guy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)
This agenda is quite simply fabulous, and it doesn't really seem all that gay

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:33, Reply)
basic bitches not wanted

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is definitely one of my favourite threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:19, Reply)
That's because you're cool. see how it works?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)
wotevs like innit
*leans on wall, smokes cigarette, combs hair and "is cool"*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
(under "no loitering" sign)
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:35, Reply)
I quite like tangles

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)
Me too, but don't tell anyone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)
i don't

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah you do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)
shush you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
I do too.
Even though he is an utter pedant in the name of getting a rise.
due to lack of them from his missus
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:32, Reply)
HAIO!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:33, Reply)
i prefer knots hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:33, Reply)
A freyed knot?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
a balloon knot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
you know, like an anus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)
aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)
all for one, and one for all
(bumholes, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:43, Reply)
I understand you are the proud owner of the one for all bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:45, Reply)
There's a few bumps and scrapes, but she's a good runner

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)
top knots
knots landing
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:36, Reply)
Is this a new nickname for Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:37, Reply)
It could be, but then I would have to edit that post as I prefer Tangles to him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
We need a flow chart ideally.
tangles knots topknots
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
I'm here now.
This thread is officially not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
BEFF!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:39, Reply)
JAYSE!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
The threads still cool, just not your self-deppreciation.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:40, Reply)
You are a WINNER!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Unless it a was a cake eating contest.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:42, Reply)
True.
I'm not really a fan of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
I officially endorse this as a cool thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
I stand corrected.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:41, Reply)
Finally, authority approved

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 11:44, Reply)

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