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This is shit.What's going on? Why are you shit?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:07,
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latest was 9 years ago)
take your button knob elsewhere, virgin.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:13,
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Why? Do you want me to look pretty for you?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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Do not mock the assflicted(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:18,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:09,
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Bright blue skies oop north(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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So do travellers. We all know they're nothing to worry about.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:29,
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I'm not shit.Though wanking might be gay, fancying men is gayer, which makes Mrs Vagabond gay. She fancies that Norman Reedus fellow - she gets quite giggly about him, and he's gay, so now I'm confused.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:16,
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is it normal to have a mancrush on Michael Fassbender?I'm asking on behalf of a friend.
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What??!! the guy I look like? Bit gay m8(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:24,
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I'm eating a scone.I pronounce it to rhyme with one because I'm correct.
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I'm eating fresh blueberries in yoghurt like some sort of health ponce.Dark chocolate to follow, in an attempt to redeem my credibility.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:23,
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you through my aura of antioxidants.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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Scwone?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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*whistles*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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You lookin' kinda downs to meeeeeeeeeee(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:40,
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But how are you pronouncing one, because I keep reading books that rhyme it with none?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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Except being from Wigan, you probably pronounce none to rhyme with non.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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no you're not.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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he's a know-nothing pillockbut he's right on this. otherwise the joke makes no sense.
what's the fastest thing in the kitchen?
scowne.
doesn't work!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:34,
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Does when I say it, must be the only thing my northern dad taught me to say.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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ok. fine.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:35,
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not any moreI've finished it. I'm having another cup of tea now. With no milk because I'm correct.
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I have milk with tea(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:44,
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Look the one thing I'm good at in life is being shitSo just don't pull that rug from under my feet, Yeah? OK?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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That and all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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what kind of idiot has a rug in the kitchenwhat am I gonna do ..........
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what are you on about?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:47,
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being shit Weepee, me being shit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48,
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Quick everyone to the links board to like my post and get it to the top of the populolol page!(
Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:45,
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Me too, my time and charitible effort is priceless so I won't be paying any money.(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Exactly. I feel like Bono and Bob Geldof got into that machine in the fly and made one super charitable being who never contributes a fucking penny.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:50,
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Yeh but 5 votes aren't going to cut itthats not even going to make to popilololloller page!
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Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:51,
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It's the effort that counts. The next step is to release a christmas single to raise money to buy it.
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:52,
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It's Hofmeister, there's no need to be afraid~
It's Hofmeister, as seen on mats and pub ashtrays
And in our world of cuntsprouts, we can spread a little joy
by buying a fucking hipster a giant dress-up toy
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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but be awareaware of the furry ones
The Hofmeister bear
Could lead to some cosplay fun
And in the world of yiffers
There can be no innocence
Put your penis in a clerk
Dressed up as Yogi
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YES!Has anyone got contacts in the music industry?
(No Tangles... I mean good ones!)
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Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:08,
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I reckon we'll have enough left over to buy a dedicated Hofmeister pub too(, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)
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oh well you're wrong, my wheel chair is gold and motorised, gutted looser.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 16:04,
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