MORNING
I mean, BUMHOLES
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:17, 45 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

hobbleton

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:22, Reply)

bumning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:23, Reply)

Terrible bullying of bumless
/ac
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:34, Reply)

And what a glorious bumhole it is too.
A bit cold, but crisp and refreshing.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Red bumhole at night, Jaysum's delight
Red bumhole at morning, ringpiece burning

Didn't use enough lube....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)

BUMHOLES!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

i am not a bumhole

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

yes you are.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:10, Reply)

scowly face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

you ditched us for a "friend"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

muff before mates
no, wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:01, Reply)

How rude
I watched Birdman (excellent) and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ("alright") at the weekend. Went to Warwick castle on Sunday which was an excellent castle in my opinion and had some cool vultures and eagles and some kid slipped in the moat which was well LOL. Shame there was no water in it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

I like Warwick Castle ... it's one of the few castles in England with all the appropriate castle-y bits.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)

I saw Birdman the other day.
I wunt say it were "Excellent", but I enjoyed it well enough.

I'm after going to see that Ex Machina - people saying jolly good things about it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)

come on internet
BE LESS SHIT.

WHERE IS EVERYONE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I've had work to do,
I don't have work to do now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

work to do innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Morning
Fucking w*rk getting in the way innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

busy, Monday innit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

THESE EXCUSES ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:33, Reply)

mebbe do some work or summat?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

if you're not part of the solution...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

not my problem

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)

having a cup of tea in my stretchy pants

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

has homes under the hammer been on yet?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

dunno what that is
I don't really like telly.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)

Fair enough - but it's nothing to be proud of.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

k

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Mrs V's birthday party at the weekend. Was absolutely ace, carried on until 5-30am.
Now am no longer physically hungover but very miserable/depressed on the alcohol comedown.

Which is rubbish.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)

watch sad girly films until you cry
you sad girly man
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:48, Reply)

Hahahaha
I have a story about that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)

Do a new thread, that will lure everyone out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:59, Reply)

That's 2 1/2 hours of office hours OT up there
I might have to do some work.
Arse.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)