Unoccupied property?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:19, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

part of it is, yep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

No, it's got squatters living in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

To summarise: Not now it isn't, it's got squatters living in it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I think they should just let them stay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:29, Reply)

i'm sure you've got a garden they could live in?
give us your address, i'll send the bailiff down there to ask them if they fancy moving
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

They might not like the alternative lifestyle here on the commune

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

no, they say they're quite happy to park their caravan on your land, ta
pls to gaz address kthx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Rachel agrees with you 100% on most of your salient and valid points in real life but she has a job to do, it's a difficult position.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)

Boring.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

While I generally agree that long term empty properties should be forcibly acquired from speculators and turned over to social housing
squatters are just so smelly and rude that I find myself coming down on the "ship them off for National Service, get them good and shot whilst oppressing fuzzy wuzzies and get them back here for some token back breaking warehouse work now they've had all the fight knocked out of them" Times-reading Middle England reactionary lot's side.

Just a little bit of soap would be such a large help, Tangles. See to it, man.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

I can help
frugallysustainable.com/2012/08/a-recipe-for-handmade-vegan-bar-soap/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

do you have a political party I can vote for?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)

It's the "Life Would be So Much Easier For Everyone if People Would Just Behave Like Proper Englishmen and Stop Being Such Utter Self-Entitled Pricks" party.
It's not terribly popular with the people writing those ballot papers.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I'm in!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)