Looks like B3ta needs us too.
What you all up to?
alt. what's the most extravagant thing you've ate/drank?
altalt. what are your most over read/watched/heard things?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 14:59, 79 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Giving myself a birdshit enema.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Might have a cup of tea.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:02, Reply)

Update: I've got a cup of tea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:14, Reply)

It's a bit hot at the moment.
More news as it happens.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)

About half way down it now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)

twelve minutes for half a cup of tea?
this is quite definitely the most stupid and offensive thing I've ever read on the internet
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)

It was a bit hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)

tsk

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Watching Freunds

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:05, Reply)

STALKER!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)

(I thought it was a good one)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)

But you changed two letters

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)

damn it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

I've just had my post-lunch wank.
I now have a clear head and am going to get down to some serious work.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)

altaltalt. cheese on toast
That fucking pricklord Old Man River earlier today said best cheese on toast was a strong cheddar mixed with Wensleydale or Lancashire cheese. I am apoplectic with rage because there are three types of Lancashire cheese and that Wigan fucker should have stated Lancashire Crumbly as a weak flavoured cheese on a par with Wensleydale. Lancashire Tasty of a year old is stronger than any Cheddar I have ever tasted.

Perfect cheese on toast is made by building a pizza oven.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)

nobody cares

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)

Crikey.
I quite like that Mexicana cheese, which seems to be a mis-mash of cheese types.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)

I would bet a lot of money that you and the good dr don't shop at the same places

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)

course not, quincho is a real deal gay, not a half measure like bent jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

slow burn trolling win for the pie eater

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)

yay me.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Waiting for the workers to finish techscrewing so I can fuck off home in my rental car
alt: Probably the seafood platter I had in the basin d'archachon. Soooo much lobster
( Glovington, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)

alright
I'm fucking sick of shitwank American sitcoms. The main offenders at the moment are Melissa & Joey and that How I Met Your Mother.

No intention of watching them, they're always fucking on and they are toss. Overwatched and not through choice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

Does "mrs dozer" like them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

His mum's dead you heartless cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)

'yes'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Haha girls are stupid!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)

imaginary girls are the stupidest of all!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)

How rude!

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Just don't watch them?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Alt: I had duck tongues in a restaurant in Paris once.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)

I fucking love my Philips Hue system, it's soo cool.
I got this thing where it makes thunder/rain sounds and flashes accordingly.

I'm going to get a few more bulbs/lights/bits'n'bobs for it every month until my whole flat is kitted out with them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:29, Reply)

you adorable doofus

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I've eaten at a fair few Michelin starred places
But the most revolting was probably an entire half kilo foie gras over the course of two days ... I practically gave myself animal torture acne
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)

We're getting taken out for a free meal by 'the company' next week so I'm checking out the menu
The venue of choice was switched at the last minute from a Harvester to a Beefeater. I think I just dodged a bullet and got a gun barrel stuck up my arse.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)

Actually, I don't want to know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)

7 spiced mushrooms.
It's always 7 spiced mushrooms.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

6 lentil burgers
5 ONION RIIINGGS!!!
4 jacket spuds
3 mac and cheese
2 vegi baltis
and a penne al arrabiataaaaaa!!
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

The company are taking you in a trip to the 1980s? Cool
Can you bring me back some Pogs and a Teenwolf T-shirt?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I sa a Teenwolf t-shirt in Asda last year
Retro is the new retro
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

sounds hot

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

I had crispy duck and duck chow mein at Hakkasans
that was £110.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

We also had an abalone dish my boss reckoned was over £300.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

That's fucking stupid money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

more like albalone shark

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

It's obscene.
I wouldn't mind if it was wine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

should have gone to pizza express.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

I had my wedding reception meal cooked by a chef with two Michelin stars

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah, well I had mine cooked by a chef with two McDonald's stars

( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

are you a chef if you can microwave stuff and fry stuff?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

mine was Daniel Clifford
it was alright
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)

I say "alright" ... I mean "fucking amazing"

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)

some weird beer from Brew Dog. tasted like shit

( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

I've got one of these in my fridge at home
www.brewdog.com/product/mixtape

I keep putting off drinking it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

I'm making a punk IPA clone at the weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

s+

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

I can't find it on the website
but they poured it out into tumblers rather than half pint glasses.
( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

was it something like atomic penguin?
Had that in Manchester with famous poster kitty o hara.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

I can't remember what it was called
but it was strong and tasted fucking horrible.
( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)

Tactical Nuclear Penguin
freeze distilled to 40% ish and about £30 a 330ml bottle or something.....bit OTT.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

I tried one of their really strong ones once (like 40% ABV or something)
fucking nasty shit
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

they clearly did it as a marketing ploy
no one would want to drink that shit
( $$ ✅, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

the marketing ploy ones are the "special edition" things
where the bottle comes inside a stuffed squirrel or similar, crazy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)