Ultimate Burger - GO GO GO

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:55, 64 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Michelle

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

I had to google her, still not sure what she looks like

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

she looks like that woman whose picture appears when you Google Michelle Burgher
I couldn't think of anybody else called Burgher
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

If it's this one, then I agree
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)

that's the woman that Bladerunner shot dead by "accident"

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)

Nice cheese burger, medium, well seasoned, flame grilled no tomato.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)

Can't do the flame bit, but i'm thinking chili jam is needed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I've seen your kitchen antics
I reckon you could do flames even if you didn't intend to
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)

Hah, probably

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)

dalesteaks are the best

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

donno them

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Falafel burger with houmous and tzatziki, bit of haloumi, no bun, loads of salad and coleslaw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Do you ever wish you could get enjoyment out of eating meat?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

No it's gross
If I liked it, I'd eat it. We went to hawksmoor last night, rib eye and chateaubriand... Looked like red velvet wrapped in brown fat. Ming.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Oh man, you're soo whipped, you should have made them take you to a fish resturant

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)

I chose it :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

not a burger

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)

Shut up, spastic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)

I'm sorry about your eating disorder and bigotry.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)

I'm sorry about your boring personality and heinous grey face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:04, Reply)

I'm sorry about the chip on your shoulder about your education

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:11, Reply)

As always, you're thinking of yourself
"Dr" Birmingham
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:13, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:15, Reply)

That's exactly what we all think when you bang on about it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:18, Reply)

like I said
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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:19, Reply)

Christ
It's like talking to a braying donkey
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

put a dollop of sweet chilli sauce in with the mince. and some crushed up crackers or water biscuits.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

much as I adore you
I'm going to have to call you a fucking idiot for that cracker suggestion

You fucking idiot
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

woah now, you could use breadcrumbs if you're scared of crackers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)

why would I ruin a burger with any sort of cereal?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:44, Reply)

look, it helps the binding and can change the texture.
If you don't like it, fine, but it's my god given right to put whatever the hell I want in a burger, and by hells teeth you won't stop me with your bullying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

I'm not prepared to tolerate this subjective opinion

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

well then fuck you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:55, Reply)

make sure you fill me with crushed biscuits first

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

oh, I will, you mark my words.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)

oh boy!

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)

cbeeseburger

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

alright snakeypoo, how's the weekend treating you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

really good thanks, I've had a super time. You?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)

proper top weekend.
Life is grand ain't it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)

We have a reasonable time, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)

that mcdonalds thing which is all like frozen peas and carrots squashed into a burger shape and then not cooked properly so it's still cold and gives you the shits within half an hour of eating it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Yo Yo YO Gonzerella
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186356-d5993800-Reviews-Annie_s_Burger_Shack_Freehouse-Nottingham_Nottinghamshire_England.html

This place without a doubt serves the best burger I've ever had in Britain.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:17, Reply)

yeah but nottingham

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)

It's a no bum bag zone for sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

This thread has caused me to arrange a meal at one of the many Americana grill style places that have popped up in MK over the last 12 months.
Going on tuesday.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)

MK is shit
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)

It's a wonderful place full of wonderful people.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)

It's an overgrown housing estate full of the living dead.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)

I love american grills
There should be more of them everywhere.

Do you drive? I'd have thought it would be quite essenchal to drive if you live there.

What you doing work wise these days? If I remember right, last off, you just took reduandancy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:07, Reply)

Ovb no exact details if you don't want; I wouldn't want everyone here knowing where I work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:07, Reply)

I don't drive, google maps has all the bus routes on it and I don't mind walking.
I'm working for the family firm so to speak.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 19:54, Reply)

Bukowski Grill Obese Gringo

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Feb 2015, 18:17, Reply)