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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I changed my life for the better
by strapping a hot water bottle to my chest. I now have no reason to fear the cold again. How are you doing?

Alt: people living in warm dry climates how much should I hate you?

Alt alt: would you buy a similar purpose built device?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:08, 145 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
That's proper autism right there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:12, Reply)
No,
the autism didn't start until I told the internet about my day.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:14, Reply)
How was your day? Did you forget what jumpers were and gaffer tape a water bottle to your chest?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:19, Reply)
It was toasty warm.
I did put a jumper on top to keep the warm in.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Are you homeless?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)
Close
I live in Salford, Manchester's evil twin.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:36, Reply)
if the wind is in the right direction you can spit on Salford from my mate's balcony

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
have you been to any of the b3ta bashes ?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)
I've met approximately far too fucking many b3trians

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:57, Reply)
Should've got one of these mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:13, Reply)
waerable sleeping bags?
Combine the two and conquer the arctic wastelands!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
you flimsy fucking nancy
alt: you flimsy fucking nancy
alt alt: no ... I'm not a flimsy fucking nancy
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:18, Reply)
nancy is actually a great fuck

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Its cold out though

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)
then put it back in

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
I'm not even wearing socks.
You flimsy fucking nancy.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)
I'm not wearing ANYTHING

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)
looks like someone shaved a chimp and stapled it to a snapback

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
SEXYTALK FROM KATIE HOPKINS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
You strapped a hot water bottle to yourself and left the house?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)
Yes.
I nipped out to the shop with my own personal central heating system.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)
You sound like a fucking mental mate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:40, Reply)
I get that a lot

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:42, Reply)
When you're telling strangers on the bus to feel how hot your chest is?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:44, Reply)

I may not play by societies arbitrary rules, but I draw the line at having strangers touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:47, Reply)
haha what sort of prick etc etc yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Yo.
Surprisingly mild oop norf this evening. No hot water bottle required.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)
Aren't you geordie though?
do you have a different definition of cold.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I'm borderline Scots, really.
So, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:39, Reply)
Northumbria ?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:48, Reply)
Yep.
Born and raised in the borders via Norfolk and Germany, but live closer to Newcastle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:52, Reply)
Had a few good nights out in Newcastle
did the scottish independence vote have more of an impact there?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)
Could have done if it had been a 'yes' vote.
Local airport would probably have lost a lot of business if air tax had been scrapped; lots of businesses could have been tempted over the border by tax breaks, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)
I assumed in the event of a yes vote something would happen like that in the NE

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:17, Reply)
I just booked me holiday in Reykjavik.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:33, Reply)
I'd like to go there.
I'd like to go to the North of Iceland, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:36, Reply)
Who are we to judge?
Why should he not strap a rubberised container to his chest? Why the derision?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:38, Reply)
If a man can't strap a rubberised containter to his chest and not face derision it's a poor world

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:42, Reply)
It will change the way we think about winter

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:45, Reply)
It won't change the way I think about winter
But if it's your mission do it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
perhaps I will

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:52, Reply)
Take it on
Hot water bottles are a lovely bedtime accessory. Build from that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:55, Reply)
people brought snuggies didnt they?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:57, Reply)
Available for £5 at my local post office

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:58, Reply)
They also sell them at ther services at the M6 Toll
where I always stop in order to get my moneys worth out of the toll price.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Surely the whole point of using the Toll road is to get through quicker
if you're stopping for some shopping you might as well take the shit old road through Birmingham.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:18, Reply)
I've got a mate from Rio who went to the up helly aa Viking festival in Shetland last year
And even he didn't strap a fucking hot water bottle to himself

Keyword: flimsy fucking nancy
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:53, Reply)
I've always wanted to go to Shetland, but I have the feeling there wouldn't be much to do except watch birds and drink in local pubs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)
sounds pretty good to me

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:58, Reply)
Its like that in the hebridies
except but with more tweed shops I'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)
Read Ian Marchant's "Last Orders"

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)
I'll do what I want!`

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:00, Reply)
If you'd like to read the book I made reference to, feel free

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
FUCK A HORSE

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:21, Reply)
You do realise that the localised heat will suck all the blood from your extremities causing frostbite and necrosis, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)
and making your penis REALLY SMALL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:20, Reply)
No it wont.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:23, Reply)
Bet you never even tried.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:26, Reply)
Good evening will, and others.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:31, Reply)
dick off drink peddler

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:54, Reply)
Don't blow a fuse.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:55, Reply)
ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)
I lost some weight, got a better job and bought a nice warm coat.
Seems more sensible as a solution as I'm pretty sure the hot water bottle will eventually go cold, then the weight of the water will just be annoying.

Alt: it's wet and cold here, so no worries here.

Alt alt: just buy a coat and scarf you knob
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
+scarf
+wearing
+cock
+hound
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:47, Reply)
not me guv

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Tom baker worn you as a willy warmer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)
babe r u jelly

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)
He did have a thing for Jelly Babies I recall

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:59, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:01, Reply)
And TOM BAKER
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:02, Reply)
I bought a cool coat
55 quid, reduced from 120 quid
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)
well, I'm proud of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)
se'sly, it's well cool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:09, Reply)
Have you heard the rumour that the Grand Canyon was started by a Scotsman who lost a coin in a ditch?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:00, Reply)
you're even more of a nob than paloma faith

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:07, Reply)
Saving money is for cheapos

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:15, Reply)
tell us about your pizza express vouchers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)
that was the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:23, Reply)
I wasn't joking mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:26, Reply)
Do these still guarantee oral?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:24, Reply)
I found I feel the cold more now I've lost weight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:13, Reply)
PUT A BETTER JUMPER ON.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:18, Reply)
I see him as a cardigan wearer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:20, Reply)
Nah I'm now all about the hot water bottle strapped to my chest.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:21, Reply)

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