I'm waiting for my curry
£14.50 in my hand
Up to Foleshill CV6
Feel tired and hungry
More stoned than you pricks
I'm waiting for my naan

What are you waiting for?

Alt: fuck off tangledupinblue
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:08, 51 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Haha second best post of the day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:19, Reply)

Seriously though, I'm hungry, where's my Friday Night Special Vegi Meal?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)

SERIOUSLY.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:24, Reply)

Cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:25, Reply)

Cheers. I'm nearly at the seaside, just as well as traincans have become empty and I need a wee wee.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:26, Reply)

piss in the cans already

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)

and then leave it for a hobo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:06, Reply)

Nan bread is most likely to be 15p Sainsbury's 'Savers' white loaf
certainly not fit for human consumption and even the ducks are avoiding it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)

I ordered a couple of veechu rotis
Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:24, Reply)

Dunno what that is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)

I don't get which "song" this is referencing.
I just had sausage and mash. Now going to go to the pub, well in 20 mins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)

you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:38, Reply)

My train is fucking dry, you cunts.
Something about the wrong sort of catering problems on the line or summat (Train excuses bingo, anyone? Lol!).

Not fucking happy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:47, Reply)

You mean you don't have a hip flask on you at all times?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)

no train cans?
That is fucking tragic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:53, Reply)

first Spock dies now this :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)

I'm waiting for the sun to shine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)

That only shines on TV

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:09, Reply)

it was a film reference mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)

A-ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:17, Reply)

the sun ain't gonna shine anymore

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)

there's some proper shouty bullshit going on in question time.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)

Jeremeyyy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)

Slow hand claps now lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:46, Reply)

Turn it out, to the left
Take it back now y'all
Slow claps now lol
Slow claps now lol
One hand this time, one hand this time, reverse reverse
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Oh you beardy bastard
My friend postponed her birthday meal as she is sick so I went home to get my budgies out and have some healthy fish and soup. Somehow I have ordered a curry. How? HOW???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)

Because it is the best food available to the likes of us

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:20, Reply)

I'm having curry too!
Curry friends!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:28, Reply)

in your case "children underage really really young"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:30, Reply)

That's a chinese dish, isn't it?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:34, Reply)

lacist

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:41, Reply)

because coons niggers kikes pakis yids FEBs jocks gyppoes paddies towelheads faggots

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)

typical taffy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:45, Reply)

probably using a phone

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:48, Reply)

my naan is dead

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)

Cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:50, Reply)

you seemed very keem to say that

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:53, Reply)

Right. Pub time then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:04, Reply)

YESSSS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:06, Reply)