LOL
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/chav-cheap-trash-bride-to-be-left-8756000
have you ever given a bad review and did you get a response?

alt. Good week/bad week? Mine's been a bit busy. Got (another) date at the weekend.

altalt. What's on your mind?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:28, 99 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I pulled a muscle swimming earlier so I got the bus home rather than walking
now I have an ice pack in between my leg.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)

^This is not interesting

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:39, Reply)

It is if you read between the lines.....
You were caught wanking, and took the bus to lessen the chance of bumping into anyone else who was in the pool at the time.
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Swimming pools are not sexy places.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)

Nothing gets me off like blue plastic overshoes and wet plaster clogged drains.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Really?

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)

only if she buys him a pizza

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)

It's a shame that populol pages aren't archived.
I'd love to see how often the word 'Pizza' arises.
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:11, Reply)

what we need is a male nurse or something to carefully document and archive it

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)

But where would we find someone who would rather spend every spare moment here, rather than having sex with his wife?

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

they're adorably smoochylovey in Real Life
the man must have thighs of steel
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

Healthy at every size...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)

what a woman

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)

how can you pull a muscle swimming, you spasticating swimfail?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

inner thigh during breast stroke. I didn't stretch but I have no idea how I did it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

I'm gonna assume your thighs are weaker than the elastic in your old grey speedos

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)

What ever gets you off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

buy me a pizza and we'll find out

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)

I havent given a bad review because I resolve issues prior to that
I have had many bad reviews:
Is that it?
is it in yet?
Well that wasn't worth taking my knickers off for...

etc
etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)

why is it so tapered?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:50, Reply)

I think it's a cockspur wedge

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)

I left some negative ebay feedback, he sent me a message calling me a cunt.
I was left some negative ebay feedback, I replied questioning the level of education that they received because it was quite clear in the item description that something wasn't included.

alt: It's Tuesday, therefore I've currently experienced Monday and half a Tuesday.

altalt: I can't admit to having feelings. Manly, innit.
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:51, Reply)

Dull!

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Years ago back when ebay was just getting big
I "bought" a car for 50p then refused to pay for it, the chap there threatened to leave bad feedback for me I don't think I have been back since
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:57, Reply)

It's good for sourcing fiddly stuff that you can't seem to find elsewhere.

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)

I thought you could only get that stuff on the darknet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

Hardly darknet material.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-x-5mm-Cockspur-Handle-Wedges-for-Upvc-PVCu-Or-Aluminium-Windows-White-/281058087671?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item41705e12f7
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)

Not clicking that, it says cock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

hardly comedy, just something that seemingly cannot be purchased, except on ebay.

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I sent a salad back the other week.
Serves me right for ordering a fucking salad.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)

The £10 price tag put you off?

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

dunno what it cost but it was missing two of the headline ingredients
I'm no Jay Rayner but that's kinda rubbish
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

weak, limp, lifeless.
salad was crap as well.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:03, Reply)

terrible bullying of my poor little penis

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)

fuckin emo wizard pirate over there "HULLO" and gets over 100 replies
I ask actual questions and get bupkes.

Bunch of schmucks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:15, Reply)

There was food chat in the last thread. That gets everyone excited.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)

lol at "emo wizard pirate"
should be his next sig....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

#popularitycontest

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

you should kick off a tedious squabble with baggyfrock or the fat spinster
they're always good for post counts
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

oh lol
you really don't see it, do you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

p ka
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

one of my friend's fiancees runs a burger restaurant in manchester that got trashed recently by a critic
she seems unimpressed.

i've only ever done one internet review, which was a glowing one for the one we stayed at in nyc, it was such a lovely place. i've sent a few letters of complaint, but mostly to crap companies like virgin media. i sent that one to the CEO at his home address, THAT got a response.

alt: meh week.

altalt: need a cut and colour. but what colour to go to?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

Stick with something near your natural colour, that way it won't look out of place.
for example
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

What?
It says it HASN'T been tested on animals.
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)

Except maybe an orangutan, it's not like anyone would notice.

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)

imma train one to stab you with a fork
all over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

At least it'd be a fork used correctly.

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

blue

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

She's a few years away from a blue rinse, surely?
years months
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

"the milsom"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

I can't live. if living is without you.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

things just took a turn for the hexy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

"Fat, bald, potatohead"
Reviewed 3rd March 2015

We booked Jase for a new thread because he can usually be arsed to think up at least three questions for his threads, but everyone in our party was disappointed by the quality of the questions.
You could tell that all the posters in the thread couldn't really be arsed posting decent responses, there wasn't even a token 'YM' reply.
Overall I was disappointed with the service, but I will probably come back again tomorrow.

Value       Questions
Gay          Potato
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

Oh you guys!!!
*makes heart hands shape*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

the populol page is clearly broken

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

That's strange.
Where's the webmaster?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

in Brighton according to facebonk
prolly doing some gaysex
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-applies-for-UsVsTh3m-job
( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)

Looks like they finished and fixed it.

( Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)

officelol
and click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

I just pushed out an update to my main website I work on, and everyone was like FUCK YEAH THIS IS AWESOME.
So pleased.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I spent the morning with the most dour and Yorkshire yorkshireman in all of Yorkshire.
He genuinely said "This is absolutely amazing." while wearing a face like I'd just run over his favourite ferret.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

And I hadn't.
I just clipped it then had to go back and finish it off with a tyre iron.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

What you want to do is, right, yeah, punch it.
It's at floor level, so if you kick it, your legs are already there, the action is a bit effortless so has little shock value.

However, if you punch it, repeatably, blow after blow, left right left right, you have to get down on one knee. It shows maliace.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Maybe if you had tried harder at school you'd be doing something with your life that actually mattered

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

I barely turned up at school, have next to no formal qualifications
Yet I can work all day in my dressing gown with the telly on, turn up when I like.... and pull in quite a bit above the 'national average'. And be disabled at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Upset

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)

Great Success!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Hashtag Winning

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)

I've never bothered to post an online review of something because I've got much better things to do with my time.
Wait.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

explosm.net/comics/3853/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)

what's the worst use of a sample in a song.
Im gonna go for Will Smith's Gettin Jiggy With It and its use of He's Tha Greatest Dancer, as it's just been on the radio (WOOOOOOAH)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)