oh man
i don't even own an prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:11, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

here she goes, burning her bra again...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)

That'd be a bloody big fire

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)

i just bought some new bras today
had the usual dilemma:

send them to work, and risk the postroom opening the parcel, thus embarrassing me. OR send them to home, and risk the postman leaving me a card, thus necessitating a trip to the post office at stupid o'clock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

Do the boys at work giggle about bras?
prolly virgins who have never seen one up close.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:22, Reply)

they probably wouldn't care
but i would - i don't want people knowing whether my underwear is white or pink or black!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)

or red.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, Reply)

Keep your fantasies to yourself thanks

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:35, Reply)

stop sexually harassing me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)

I wouldn't touch you with Graces decaying flaps

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)

camouflage, clear, black, mirror
/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:20, Reply)

nice that your neurosis isn't limited to food

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)