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I'm currently wearing a very nice designer shirt by Georgé from the house of Asdá

What are you wearing?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:59, 192 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Is this a stalky thing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)
nobody's going to say "a gym slip and pigtails", you know
since you asked, a black "ice skater" skirt, a black top, charcoal grey tights, black high heels.

it's a bit awkward that stunned is dressed exactly the same, but i've got better legs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
Colourful. You should do purple, like your bent budgie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)
law firms don't like colourful clothes
i once had a pale yellow manicure, and one of the partners asked if my own fingers had made me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:10, Reply)

icure, and one of the partners asked if my own fingers had made me sick.

Lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
shirt, trousers, waistcoat, shoes.
and a knowing smile.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:06, Reply)
I have a cheeky grin, and a knowing nod.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:07, Reply)
a suit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)
^ a lady suit

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
Your mum.
Like a bowling ball on my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:17, Reply)
size 27 DCs, Carhartt jeans with a very low crotch, t shirt by Alife and a camouflage BAPE hoodie.
Socks by adidas and tight white briefs by Calvin Klein.

Some assorted jewellery, including a G Shock which I don't think is big and chunky enough.

And eau de toilette by Balmain.

Go on, have that wank.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:18, Reply)

l t
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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:19, Reply)
generic midlife skater prick comment here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
the only sk8 gear listed there is the trainerz m8

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
LOL
what a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
it may not be troo eh jase

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
it more than likely is though

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:29, Reply)
yer, dressed like that in a high net worth advice office and in a responsible role, of course

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:32, Reply)
how was the skiing?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
cold

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)
next time try skiing in barbados

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
There's like a billion threads been added since this morning, I'm not wading through all that shit, can anyone sum it up in 20 words or fuher?
Navy blue George short sleeved shirt, £4 back in 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:18, Reply)
Okay.
"Off Topic, still shit. The End"
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
My elbows have started to look like an elephant's knees, what arm exfoliating routine should I follow

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
The drummer from Def Leppard routine.
But do it on a budget, rather than crashing a sports car, maybe fall out of a shopping trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
sit with each elbow in a lemon half

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
^world's smallest elbows
grapefruit for me thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)
interesting
aren't all elbows pretty much the same size??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
it's like you're actually making a conscious effort to be ignorant

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
you're getting there, grandad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)
If the lower part of your arms fall off
I suggest you retrain as an umbrella stand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:38, Reply)
or a drummer for def leppard

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Or go on 'We Are The Champions - Special'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)
I just found my old myspace (member that?!) page.
Who fancies a laugh at my young, posing, chavvy self (with hair!)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)

myspace.com/geordieladjay

fucken link wont work
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
LINK FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
Remove the 's' from the HTTP bit of the URL

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
nobody cares anyway

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is very true.
If you still have the blue, fake Burberry hat then Dozer will probably offer you a good price for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)
nah that's long gone

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:34, Reply)
fake Burberry?
No way m8.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:35, Reply)
Excuse me for two minutes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
^ Slow connection

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
pump pump squirt

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:38, Reply)
buddy you're a boy make a big noise etc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
lol. You're tboh

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
fairly sure most of their songs were about masturbation

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)

Synchronize your minds and see the beast within him rise
Flick of the wrist and you're dead baby
Sacrifice your leisure days, let me squeeze you till you've dried
Work my fingers to my bones, I scream with pain
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:56, Reply)

Make the bed, light the light, Lady Mercy won't be home tonight
Oh every night, and every day
A little piece of you is falling away
But lift your face, the Western Way -
Build your muscles as your body decays
Lock your door but rain is pouring through your window pane
Baby now your struggle's all in vain
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)

Stand for every one of us, he'll save with a mighty hand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
smashing internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:52, Reply)
Ty jay xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)

i.imgur.com/I4fY0bL.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:26, Reply)

CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:26, Reply)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:26, Reply)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)
I'm wearing all my clothes at once and plastic bags on my feet.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
my shirt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:29, Reply)
you're not nearly as hideous as I imagined

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:32, Reply)
elephant in the room

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:34, Reply)
I am wearing a kaftan, velvet it is and very comfy.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
alright, demis

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:44, Reply)
that's why I bought the kaftan. the death of Demis

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
update: now wearing shorts and a t shirt
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:36, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:46, Reply)
I think I've found a song for Mcbeefs next DJ set. I reckon it'll really get the dance floor jumping.
seriously, when the beat drops, you'll feel it right in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:02, Reply)
jeans, long sleeve tshirt, blue shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Gym clothes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
pants and vest and that pair of mouldy Dunlop trainers from the box in the corridor?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:12, Reply)
Tracksuit trousers and a hoody. I will be shortly changing to jeans shirt suit jacket to go the "juicer"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)
haha yeah ... remember when kids thought jeans and a suit jacket didn't make them look like idiots
that was well sweet
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:31, Reply)
suit coat. or a casual jacket. hth

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:34, Reply)
what?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:35, Reply)
'coat' is the proper name for a suit jacket
Hence 'waistcoat' and 'overcoat'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:39, Reply)
mnnnnng

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)
record by SFA, wasn't it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)
I'm proper looking forward to their tour

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
I was never arsed about sfa

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:45, Reply)
they were amazing live back in the day
A mazin
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:48, Reply)
i think i saw them at T in the Park in 1998

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:50, Reply)
I should've liked them on paper, but I saw them loads of times in the 90s and never really cared for them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
i'm like that with sonic youth
On paper I should love them, but nae ersed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:56, Reply)
Shirt, tie and jeans. \0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)
no tank top?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)
Natch, jeans a few inch over the ankles too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)
you're not normally a man in a position to give out fashion advice,
But on this occasion I have to agree that a suit jacket with a tshirt is normally an indication of a very dull man child.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:39, Reply)
I'm lying down with no keks on
I reckon that's an ideal position for handing out fashion advice
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
yeah or with a shirt you look like a wannabe clarkson prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:42, Reply)
not even clarkson wants to be clarkson

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
this guy gets it.
Smart casual is a mugs game.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
Exactly. I mostly only dress slightly better outside than I do when I'm going between my bedroom and the bog.
But if I'm going near my suit the lot is coming out and I'm going to look fucking dapper while I wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
+like
+laughs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:15, Reply)
can you lot stop getting so upset by his good I look

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)
jeans and a t shirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)
update: bought a new jacket
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:32, Reply)
colour, style etc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)
It has both

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)
red jack wolfskin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:45, Reply)
it's black

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:47, Reply)
black Berghaus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)
nah, Fred Perry innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
dunno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)
yeah it says in the label

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:52, Reply)
labels?
Worra cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)
on the inside stoopid

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)
woah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:54, Reply)
it's no carhartt camo puffa

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:55, Reply)
which in turn is no Superdry Japan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:57, Reply)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:00, Reply)
naff co 54

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:59, Reply)
nasa

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:02, Reply)
l polyp

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:02, Reply)
Yeah go on, just a small one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)
me too.
I got a brown leather jacket. It's "the business"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I bet you look very handsome in it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
aww, thanks, you should wear yours when you visit and we can promenade the high street like the fancy gentlemen we are.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:45, Reply)
I'd like that, we are a pair of handsome swines unlike those scruffy reprobates we associate with.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:46, Reply)
what, a potato
thats all you can afford lol
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
lol good one baggsy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
He gets pocket money off the missus. That's him maxed out this week.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:59, Reply)
if that was the case I wouldn't bother going to work you thick cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:01, Reply)
grey trousers, black shirt, black bench woolly jumper so I didn't have to iron the shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)
Sexy and efficient

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:42, Reply)
got changed in shorts and a hoody so I don't get flour all over my works gear when I cook my tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:57, Reply)
I have bread dough on my t shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:57, Reply)
Black cheque PJ bottoms, t-shirt & a big fat grin that screams "I want to be the little spoon, just this once"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
Sad face, I'm the only one ready for bed.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
ninja gayden

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:44, Reply)
shiknobby

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:59, Reply)
Evening gown, high heels, fox fur stole, dangly earrings, tiara
Just your standard Wednesday evening attire.
No knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)
what colour and style of heels?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:50, Reply)
glitter stilettos

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)
silver or pink?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)
+gary

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:03, Reply)
shakatak y/n

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:09, Reply)
red dress, black tights, red heels
and gold hoop earrings
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:16, Reply)
hair down

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:16, Reply)
ass up that's the way we like to oooh I say

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:17, Reply)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:19, Reply)
SS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:20, Reply)
help it's the hair downs bunch

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:21, Reply)

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