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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let the lord jesus christ into your body and mind

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)
then gargle His spirit and dribble it onto His dad

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Time for my lunchtime cubicle wank I think.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
there's nothing more dignified than getting lonely sexual gratification in the miasma of your colleagues' bowel movements
/ac
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
It really helps finish me off if an obese man in his 50s is loudly straining in the next cubicle.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Unloading over the cubicle divider is the holy grail of toilet wanks.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
balls or bowels?
or both?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
One, then the other.
The order depends on what it takes to bring yourself to orgasm.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
it's usually simultaneous at my age

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Your wife must be happy.
At the point of orgasm she has a beautiful fountain to watch. Put a torch up your arse to make it even more spectacular!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)

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