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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you say clematis or clematis?
I saw one of those quirky-earnest New York singer songwriters the other night by accident. And somebody had a dog that smelled. Who brings a smelly dog to a gig?

etc etc terrible bullying of somebody etc etc
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:50, 108 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Red setter owners at Cruffs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
terrible bullying of [token ginger bird]

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
inna binbag lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
I bet you've never seen a clematis, let alone touched one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
they don't exist
they were invented by feminists to give new age men repetitive strain injuries
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Like the orange?
old men in old bars
prick
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
this was a young couple
they sounded forrin

it was probably their supper
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
I say "clematis", rather than "clematis".
I also say "controversy" rather than "controversy", and "bath" not "bath".

Alt: Crusty hippies who are counting on their patchouli oil to mask the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Me when I taken YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Ham and cheese sandwich thanks for asking.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)
cob dylan

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
veal young

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
john lemon

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Penguin books have hash tagged #YourMum as Mothers day book suggestion or some such.
hilarity has ensued. Kinda. Most replies are lame
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
I've used both, but always been uncertain.
I don't like people bringing dogs anywhere.
Filthy, smelly animals.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
dogs are alright, at least they bathe in water
all cats do is cover themselves in saliva flavoured with fish and their own shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Have you ever had a cat?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)
no, I'm not gay

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
^ just doesn't like pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)
^ Neither does he

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
^ can't handle an independent creature

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
*throws hands up at you*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)
jelly

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
All of Chorlton does

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
the ssstupid great oaf!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Chorley, how your Angels get down like that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
If he'd have liked him that much he'd have put his ring on it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
seriously, do you think I'd own a cat if I felt that way about them?
I've seen enough of other people's to put me off for life
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
I don't really hold with keeping any animals, unless you are a French peasant and intend on eating them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I'd keep a goat or two

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
+se

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Just for the milk though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
No, that's what his bulls are for.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
and the anal

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
it's the nanny state gone mad

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
^chatbot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I rarely have any need to say "clematis".

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
MOAR lies

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I heard you're ALL about the honeysuckle

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)
no trellis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
I love the word 'trellis'

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
<s>the word</s> mrs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I'm going to north Wales at Easter
I'll pop in and say hello.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
see the thing about heavy metal gigs is the high 'fat biffer quotient'
Eff dat yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
the thing about modern life is the high fat buffer quotient

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
fat biffers always fucken honk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
terrible bullying of [token board fat chick]

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
captain cavy
Rachelswipe

All the others.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
are there no attractive women left on b3ta?
sad times
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Had a couple of pints in the grill then went to cavern.
I now own:
Herbie Hancock - Man Child.
Dyke and the blazers - So Sharp.
John Cooper Clarke - Snap Crackle and Bob.
Arab Strap - Elephant Shoe.
Parliament - Mothership Connection.
The Selecter - Too much pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
that's an excellent arab strap album

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
It is! I have it on cd already, but I had to buy the lp as it's the only chance I'd get.
The only one I don't own or like really is the Red Thread.

I love their live one - mad for sadness.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I love Mothership Connection
it's an excellent album to stick on if everybody is too fucked to DJ and just wanted to boogie
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Innit.
And even if folk don't know funk they'll recognise that a lot of it was sampled in doggystyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
I have absolutely no evidence for this
but I'm going to claim as FACT that it's the most sampled funk record of ALL TIME
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)
I'm willing to belive that.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Man Child and Mothership connection are both great albums

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I started reading that list as if they were some sort of poncy craft beers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
you idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)
One hour to go, are you sure you don't want to change your stance to something like "Maybe when the tech as evolved, but right now it's not for me" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
whut?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Fucking watches man!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
I realised it was about the iWatch ... I just couldn't parse the rest of it

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
C'mon now, let's not fraign your dislove for my infectious enphusasium; nor mine of your polar oppersite.
I'm just sayin', you've still got time to change your stance so you're not Wrong On The Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
wrong about what?
It's not a dyslexia thing ... I just genuinely don't know what you think I have said or how it's magically going to change with the Apple announcement
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
How smartwaches will never work, you'll never get one, the whole idea is stupid - etc.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
smart watches do work
I've already got several and will also get at least one of the Apple ones
And the general idea of wearable tech is perfectly valid ... which is good since it's a fair chunk of my current bizniz

So ... whut?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
That's a complete change !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)

i.imgur.com/MVlu4qB.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:46, Reply)
that's still all true

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This man knows.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
#heknows

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
I think he's trying to sell you a second hand watch.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
no way ... my Casio calculator watch is still going strong

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Im not sure I like So Solid Crew anymore

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
delete this please

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)

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