or you can have crunchy falafel and salad with garlic and chilli sauce in a fresh, hot wrap

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

leaves is what my food eats, soz
you can tell leaves are tasteless by the amount of sauces and "dressings" that they have to drown them in to make them remotely edible.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:29, Reply)

is that why you never see a steak served with a sauce or mustard?
or burgers with cheese and pickles and ketchup?
or lamb with mint sauce?
or beef with horseradish sauce?
or pork with apple sauce?
or the vilest abomination of all, bacon, with ketchup and brown sauce?

WELL? IS IT??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I assume you mean "without"
All of those are tasty without the sauces, they just add a little extra choice for those that want it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:35, Reply)

i meant with, because i was being sarcastic
tasty my arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:37, Reply)

Is your arse tasty?
POIDH
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)

I don't think she has a mortgage.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)

it's spent a fair few LOLB4SHES being groped
by the girls only, i must add
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:45, Reply)

Must be the lack of iron making you grumpy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)

iron neurological activity
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:45, Reply)

shush it paeds

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:47, Reply)

nah, i have perfect iron levels
even as a student surviving mainly on toast and cheesy pasta. anaemia is for wimps. tired, pasty wimps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Captain Placid likes plain, that's his choice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:37, Reply)

it's not a valid argument, more people eat meat therefore it is better to eat meat. also yaafi.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:36, Reply)

We have evolved to eat meat.
Therefore those that don't are backward and inferior.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Or worse, just plain fussy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)

there is nothing fussy about scraping all the nasty dark grey bits from a piece of salmon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:47, Reply)

You could just have a wash now and then...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:55, Reply)

i prefer a scalpel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

nyom!

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

think I'll stick with the silage and rusty can of diesel

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:43, Reply)

good choice sir
i will also provide some razor blades and battery acid as a side dish. on the house.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:44, Reply)

sounds immensely preferable to a plastic bucket of rabbit food

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

we'd all be quite happy for you to eat it
and film the results
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)