JUMANJI!!!!!!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:35, 123 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

GET OUT PLS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:36, Reply)

What is the best beer that is widely available?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)

Meantime Pale Ale.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 May 2015, 16:39, Reply)

I quite like that.
Any other suggestions.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:39, Reply)

dunno how widely available, but XT has an excellent red beer. I think it's number 13.
But all of theirs are fucking tip top if you ask me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Not heard of them. Their website looks good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:48, Reply)

excellent stuff.
1, 2 and 3 are especially good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 May 2015, 17:00, Reply)

Tennents

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:43, Reply)

Just tops Fosters, that does.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I quite like its ubiquity because it saves me having to ever look at the taps and make a decision.
When I go down south I actually have to think. I don't go to the pub for that!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

Draught or bottle?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:43, Reply)

answering a question with a question makes you a cunt, doesn't it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I apologise sincerely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:46, Reply)

+ ?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)

Depends how your tastes run.
Whitstable Bay Pale Ale came to mind, simply because I haven't had a bottle of that in ages.
I was at the 360° brewery, the other month, and everything they had was good, but nigh on impossible to find outside of East Sussex.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:46, Reply)

The problem with buying from small breweries, is they just don't have the means of delivering out of their immediate locales.
I picked a load up at the Winter festival in Manc the other month, the only way the breweries would do it, was to swap an empty cask to offset costs.
Microbreweries run on fuck all sadly.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Yep.
As part of the tour (which amounted to standing around in their shed, drinking their beer), it was pointed out that their business was making just enough money to sustain itself. Excellent beer, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)

Yeah, done by a lot of hobbyists. If they can sustain a hobby economically, best of luck.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)

polar beer

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Old Hooky
It's getting into Summer Lightning season now too.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)

No, you are!

( Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Kenya?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:50, Reply)

what's the best queer that is widely available?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)

Michael Portillo

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:53, Reply)

they're all pretty available

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)

Barrymore

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:11, Reply)

alright monster munch xx

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)

alright, the-artist-formerly-known-as-dozers

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:13, Reply)

Is that another of his handles? Why has he been banhammer under his usual name?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:15, Reply)

why are you so obsessed with me?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:19, Reply)

oops, sorry, wrong account

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:19, Reply)

Ha!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:27, Reply)

Jay is dozer, this explains a lot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:29, Reply)

derp

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:44, Reply)

I logged in as this one because gnostic yeti has my main account on 2.0

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:26, Reply)

I haven't been b& or stepped

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:27, Reply)

talking to yourself?
you're in danger of going full shambo with all these accounts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

oh haha, you refer to 'two' as 'all these'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

you have at least 20

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)

and even they won't go for a pint with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)

I've never been for a pint with him. He comes across as a bit creepy. No offence dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:36, Reply)

he's creepier than a creeper on creep drugs creeping across creep camp in creepers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Great big creepy stick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:49, Reply)

but he's a creep
he's a weirdo
what the hell is he doing here?
he don't belong here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

list them plz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)

dickhead
absolute dickhead
complete dickhead
total dickhead
100% dickhead
maximum dickhead
colossal dickhead
unbelievable dickhead
enormous dickhead
pure dickhead
mega dickhead
special dickhead
definitive dickhead
uber dickhead
risible dickhead
pathetic dickhead
obnoxious dickhead
serious dickhead
can you believe this dickhead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:56, Reply)

upset as an emvee

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

dickhead 2

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

you prolly don't want to start listing mine
I've got several thousand of them
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:59, Reply)

prolly still less dull than her clerical job though

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:00, Reply)

it's ok
we've already got several hundred photocopiers here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I've had a gaz off one of them, it was disturbing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:01, Reply)

no one gazzes you because you are boring

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

He had his gaz lopped off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

he manages to out-dull bonzodog29

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

Bonz is cool, don't diss Bonz. Too far man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)

he wears three piece suits without a tie
He works in IT
He has a ponytail, in spite of being in his forties
He doesn't classify ties as accessories.

I invite you to retract your statement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)

That makes him a knob, but not dull. Apology accepted in advance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)

'working in IT' makes him dull
I look forward to receiving your response.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:21, Reply)

You're welcome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

it's funny you calling anyone else dull
you do this thing where your posts are deliberately as dull as possible, and you think you're being HILARIOUS, but actually the joke's on you, because underneath you are even more dull than pension chat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Ties are a bit shit, tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

how do you know any of this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Frog googles irl stuff about posters and gazzes him.
Hth.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Still upset about being taken in. You mug. It's been months m8, get over it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:32, Reply)

Shucks. Daft old me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, Reply)

Sorry your wifes florist isn't doing that well either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:36, Reply)

We'll get by. Sorry your personal life is hitting rock bottom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Typical nonsense from doc upset still smarting from being made to look a right knob over and over.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:46, Reply)

Logging in to lend my support to Bonz here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)

'Good lad'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I'm pretty sure who's coming across as an upset obsessive dickhead here and it isn't me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:07, Reply)

is it me? is it is it? it is, isn't it? oh boy!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:09, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

FUCKITALL

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)

you tedious little man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:18, Reply)

I think you'll find SNE that I'm actually a tedious LARGE man *adjust glasses and curl lip* SNE

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Yes it's emvee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)

it's rachelswipe, ACTUALLY!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

No it's you because you're sad about being on ignore and u cry evry tiem

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:14, Reply)

you nasty little nigger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)

Black spastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)

^ Harvey Price

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:20, Reply)

^Ade Adepitan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

I am going to accuse you of paedophilia now, Sidney Cooke

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:23, Reply)

Bored of this now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)

Sound a little upset about that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:27, Reply)

nah, just i cba with logging in and out repeatedly so i just log in as the other account

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

Just fire up the sock puppet in incognito you gype.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)

I quite liked that new Tin Tin film.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:08, Reply)

so did your spiritual brother in upsetitude, emvee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:12, Reply)

I like when that guy says 'fuck you tin tin'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)

^ Captain Haddick

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:38, Reply)