I once shared a sleeper cabin with Wolf from Gladiators
Which Jet from Gladiators have you had a few wanks over?

Alt: what about that massive woman in Game Of Thrones, eh? Eh? Eh?

Altalt: Nearly strawberry season. Do you eat rubbish out-of-season strawberries? You idiot.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:28, 110 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

'Member that round where the contestant had to swing across a load of hoops and Jet had to try to wrap her thighs around their head then crush them to death??
I think that's how I'd like to go
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

brb having a smother wank

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

I got a bit confused and knocked one out to The Jets instead.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Judy Jetson y/n?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:36, Reply)

sex and food. your wifes french ways are obviously having an influence on you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:36, Reply)

wait, I should have said "your wifes influence is rubbing off on you"
Then we could have sniggered over "rubbing off"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:37, Reply)

hurrhurrhurr

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I've always been interested in sex and food.
I can't imagine the grimness of a life that was uninterested or squeamish about sex and food.

keywords: sex and food
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

they should be private pursuits, not fir boasting about like our boorish french cousins

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)

i don't have any french cousins, thank you very much
just one great grandfather. but we don't talk about him, because he was a scumbag who turned out to be running 2 families... 5 miles apart from one another... my grandma got a right shock when she opened the door in her 70's and a half-sister she had no idea about was standing on the doorstep...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:45, Reply)

sounds like a right sort

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)

i have no idea how a wandering french romeo ended up in the middle of nowhere, yorkshire
but he obviously made the most of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

the last person in your family who ever risked having any fun

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)

if you call cheating on your wife and another woman fun, sure

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I agree
he should have got them in bed together... Trick missed I fear
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

who wouldn't want to think about their great grandparents having a threesome, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

BRB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

sorry ... I keep forgetting you're a joyless Victorian prude

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I don't consider not wanting to shag someone else when in a relationship to be prudish
But if you have an open relationship good for you.

I can't see how it would help you get laid with that face though. Shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)

it's almost as if I'm incredibly attractive

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:32, Reply)

there is something incredible about it alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:44, Reply)

clearly
you're almost as obsessed about it as you are with my lawns and my kids' hair
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)

it's almost as if i have no idea what any of it is like and just like to chuck random insults at you innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)

horrible curtains in your spare bedroom, btw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)

and i don't like your socks either

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Banning you!

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)

i've never been banned
I'm a good girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Except that time about the bins

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)

NO BIN CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)

what's the point of fucking a quiche if you don't do it in the chilled aisle of waitrose?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)

I bet you smear chickpeas all over your genitals you hummousexual.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I had a falafel salad for lunch
I could happily have stuffed my johnson in that
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Don t

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)

John Fashnu
John Fashnu
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:37, Reply)

Jet Harris y/n

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:37, Reply)

One for the kids there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I don't know who that is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Ask your uncle Monty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Diane Youdale has aged terribly :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)

she should have taken me up on my offer of regular facials

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:42, Reply)

Fuckin' state of it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:41, Reply)

those don't look altogether practical
even for a Mexican
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I dont know
Imagine you are a ring doughnut salesman with no hands and need a way to transport your goods
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:09, Reply)

who wouldn't want a pair of these for kicking people up the arse?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

At that angle they'd be mighty good at kicking people in the taint too.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:44, Reply)

you'd be more likely to kick yourself in the cunt

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Leningrad cowboys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:08, Reply)

Jet Li

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:06, Reply)

I did admire jet as a young un. I rather fancied Hunter as a wrong 'un
alt. don't watch it.
altalt. yep. all the way from Egypt. deeeelicious
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:11, Reply)

You'd like GoT
It's got that guy from Queer as Folk in it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Technically a gladiatrix
I only like British Strawberries
I do not like forrin ones
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Referenda.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)

foreign strawberries are OK if you're in foreign
but they don't travel well so the out-of-season supermarket ones are fit only for freezing and plugging up your butt
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Didn't watch Gladiators.
Alt: what massive woman in GoT?
Altalt: British, in season, strawberries are the best, although we get big punnets of those mutant American ones from Costco, throughout the year - the food miles really add to the flavour.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)

Brienne of Tarth
I'd imagine
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:32, Reply)

Nice looking fella.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:36, Reply)

She's not massive, just solidly built.
I can't understand the mindset where Size 6 women are supposed to be normal.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)

The size thing varies so much
My wife is a size 8 but looks completely different to my sister who is also 8. My mate is tiny but swears she's a 12.

Fuck it, they're all fat bitches. Size 6 or under or GTFO
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)

it's also about how your body is built
i had an awesome personal trainer a while ago, and her body was like a fucking advert for the gym, stupid toned blonde surfer bee-hatch. she weighed 5kg more than me. when i found that out, i nearly smashed stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Muscle is denser than flab.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)

we know this. but this girl looked like she weighed nothing
stupid deceptive muscles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:02, Reply)

^ lol size 14

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:02, Reply)

i feel bad for you son

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Real women have curves.
Washboard abs don't count.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)

^ lol fat wife

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

All about the bass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:59, Reply)

NO TROUT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:00, Reply)

I you prefer to fuck women who look like little boys,
I'm not going to judge you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Really? You're not going to judge me?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)

We'll, obviously I'll judge you,
but I'll just be quietly tut-tutting, under my breath. I might write to the papers about the decline of society, but I won't mention you by name.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)

I've just had to spend £1350 on a settee
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)

It'd have been cheaper just to sit in the pub.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)

This is VERY true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)

We went to a pub once and when we sat down on the sofas, it turned out they were actually OUR sofas from OUR house.

True story.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:02, Reply)

drinking by yourself does not make your council flat a pub

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:05, Reply)

IT FUCKING DOES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)

nor does passing out on the toilet with your soggy cock in your hand

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)

WRONG AGAIN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

Really?
Even if I play music really load and piss on the bathroom floor?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)