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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bit bored thread
so, what's good?

alt: SRZ BZNZ

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:51, 158 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Homemade cheeseburgers and chips are good.
Alt: O Lord, wn't u bai me a MRSRDZ BZNZ?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)
Your kids all drive horses?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:01, Reply)
I must make U-bends.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Wanked hard all my lifetime
No help from my friends
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Cow lard,
won't you bum me with a big tin of Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)
57 different ways bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I'm going to have a burger today, that's almost a certainty

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)
I am bored fucking shitless
It's been a really quiet day and it's dragging. And the people I like to annoy are on holiday. I should've stayed at home today.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:03, Reply)
I'm definitely retiring next year, I'm bored with work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
My father-in-law is retiring in January
Sadly I've still got a way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:13, Reply)
So do I really :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Coffee
Coffee is good. Red wine is good though I did have a hankering for a bottle of white the other evening

Alt:
I'm getting an emergency delivery of mince and dumplings to eat this evening. Its rather frustrating actually having a cooker now thats stuck under a load of boxes and not able to be used
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:03, Reply)
It's May
The red wine cut-off date was two weeks ago.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:07, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
You need chilled drinks in the summer.
I really hope no-one admits to drinking chilled red wine.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Keyword: NORTH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
red wine is rank any time of year
white, pink or fuck it, spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
DRINKWRONG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Red is bzt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
I'd have thought, with the law of averages, that you would at least occasionally be correct on a food or drink related matter.
I can only assume that you've been trolling us all along. So well done.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:42, Reply)
I'd like one of those little moka pot things, i quite like the ritual of making a decent coffee

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
The metal ones you stick on the stove?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)
Yep!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:13, Reply)
I have one of those. They are the bsns.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Do you have to grind the beans or can you use normal coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
There's a special app for advice about the best way to grind coffee.
Grindr, I think it's called.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Cool, thanks!
..........wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:37, Reply)
No, it's fine... they're coffee grounds on that penis, it isn't poo. It's a widely accepted technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:36, Reply)
It needs ground coffee.
So it's up to you how you do it. I have a Grindr.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
im putting kenco in mine

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Try the Lavazza Espresso ground coffee,
Or Rossa. Or Crema e Gusto. You'll like one of those.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:39, Reply)
I like Lavazza, I drink it everyday!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Job done!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:42, Reply)

Lavazza bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)
Yeah, I'm gonna get one of those when I have a kitchen again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
You me and stunner can compare notes! It's going to be awesome!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
*complicated coffee fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)

complicated coffee fives Gareth Hunts
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 May 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Cheeky Gareth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:37, Reply)
NO COFFEE IN THE HALF KITCHEN
IT STINKS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:42, Reply)
THATS UR BUM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)
christ almighty
Poe's law in action
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Coffee
Nevermore
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:47, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:11, Reply)
I've got a big one of them so it chews through too much coffee for just me.
In fact I'm using the bottom half to hold 'kitchen gubbinses' like basting brushes, spatulas and that.

I just use my cafetiere.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
The 'normal' ones are 3 cups I think.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
I have a cafetiere in work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)
officelols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
haha
the double whammy
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
I have a piss-easy exam on Monday, that's good.

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
cool beans

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:11, Reply)
NO BEAN CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:16, Reply)
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)
DO WOT I SEZ!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
Within reason.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:18, Reply)
Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
You're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
BEAN CHAT!!!!
stunned is uninvited.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
You are a terrible human bean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19, Reply)
NO ONE REPLY TO HIM HE IS B&

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
He's BEANED!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
Give him a black eye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
He's such a mung.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)
He's green with envy, and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
It's as broad as it is long.
COME ON, 2 BEAN REFERENCE!!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:35, Reply)
NO BEAN CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:38, Reply)
^hasbean^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:38, Reply)
You think we can string this out any further?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Can I haricot?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)
Butter not carry this on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Are you kidney-ing me?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
I'm starting to borlotti now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:15, Reply)
I once won a pack of 6 Morrisons value beans in a raffle
They were surprisingly nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
no offence
but that may be the shittest raffle prize ever. and I used to help on a charity tombola in wytheshawe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
It was for the council nursery

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
My nan won a newspaper palm tree as a kid, she had to give it back as she was the mayoress'sses daughter and people thought it was a fix. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Stop boasting about your privileged family background

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)
They had a servant!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Black or white?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:02, Reply)
White. Cost more but they work harder.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:04, Reply)
Fancy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:05, Reply)
When I was at university the value beans with sausages in were cheaper than just the value beans.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Oh man
Hangover food at its absolute best
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Have you ever had those 'fry up in a can' things?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)
I have indeed
The egg things are grim
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
The rest is gert lush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:36, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:38, Reply)
Thats because the beans were more expensive than the "meat" in the "sausages"

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)
I got a refund off of morrisons because the till wifey fucked up and weighed my chillies with some other shit so it came to about a kilo (£7)

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)
I once won a crate of 7.4% Real Ale in a raffle
Just thought I'd mention how fucking shit your prize was compared to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
It really was shit, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot!!

lol
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Big egg

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
The E should be capitalised.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:25, Reply)
big Egg

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Beans are fucking excellent
Hot chilli sauce and cheese FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Spoonful of curry paste works well.
So does a knob of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)

OF BUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Wouldn't that hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Frank in beans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:59, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody burns your name

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:25, Reply)
I'm nicking that for my homepage.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:41, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)
you could hypnotise the purple budgie by showing him this on your phone
the yellow one would just fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:59, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
angry budgie is angry

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:04, Reply)
Is your beard a bit ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:05, Reply)
A little bit, but it looks slightly worse there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)
At least claim that it's your other halfs pubes getting stuck in there, making it look that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Cool people have a bit of ginger on their beard. I'm okay with it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I thought I had once. Turned out to be that time of the month.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:28, Reply)
By which I mean that I was bitten by a ginger and turn into a ginger / human hybrid during a full moon.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:33, Reply)
HAIRWOLF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:46, Reply)
Potd

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:47, Reply)
a bit?
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:18, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Cowbudgie!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:15, Reply)
they are supposed to have beautiful matching even throat spots
one of them is some kind of colour mutant retard and his spots are all over the place. now this one has managed to lose one, so he is uneven. they are no use if you have OCD.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Terrible bullying of MEATSNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Haha shut up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
snurk

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:26, Reply)
Emvee is still going on but he hasn't posted downs pics since I threatened to use secret mods powers on him
What a witless spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)
It's a bit boring now, it's just a man being mentally challenged

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:48, Reply)
He went full fartbelm
Never go full fartbelm
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)
it's gone shit
I'm in two minds to delolt the whole sub thread
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
don't dream it's over
just be happy it happened
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)
if only for tonight, don't be a stranger

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Bum me once and you know its true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Chutter Khan

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:46, Reply)
Chutter Khan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Let me suck you Chutter Khan

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)

i.imgur.com/vjwuIoS.webm
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Is he getting sucked off at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
alright

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:37, Reply)

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