As abdicating queen of Off Topic, I feel it is time to select my successors
My reign has been cuntish, but true, so I feel it is only right to appoint those who will fulfill their duties in a similar manner, but make it their own.

Clendrix, Ancrenne and I created HSH and when we tired of it, we abolished it. Sadly I feel Ancrenne is too busy with real life to take on OT regal duties, so my first choice of queen is thusly CLENDRIX.

ARISE CLENDRIX QUEEN OF OT

I feel that Clendrix may need some help in keeping OT in control, so I have created two cortisan roles as well to aid her in this precious task.

ARISE ALTHEGEORDIE AND DEVIL_IN_TIGHTS CORTISANS TO CLENDRIX, QUEEN OF OT.

The Queen is dead, long live the Queen and her underlings.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:59, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pedantry alert
It's actually courtesan.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:01, Reply)

I think the idea is that me and DiT are injected into her joints
to make them less painful.

*cortizones*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Beware
For we will uprise, and make this board halfway fluffeh again.

Not as bad as it was, but a little friendlier than it is now!

Mwahahahaha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)

with clendrix in charge?
I should hope not!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:04, Reply)

MTFU
Queen Clendrix's word is law now, buddy. You'd better watch it. *swings mace menacingly*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Ooh
I'm a-quaking in my boots!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Muahahahahaha!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

So here's my response
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478002
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

It's not *very* subversive, is it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

True
But as the title says, it's fluffy enough to cause some annoyance!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)

THREAD DELETION ALERT
In response to your original comment, that had nothing to do with him, it was simply a reaction to a totally unecessary and hysterical post.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Eh?
What thread deletion?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I won't go into further details
since AA has clearly decided he didn't want to mention something.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

His large head?
The fact that he is the Mekon in disguise?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Is there any chance you can find one of these baby pictures?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Possibly.
Next time I go round to his humble abode I'll do my best to get a picture.

If we all ask him nicely he might do it himself and post it for all to see.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I wrote it
Then looked at it and realised it made me look a self righteous tool, so I'd just stick to my OP
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Please can you post the baby pic
Please :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Post the Mekon picture!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm the baby
img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/GrimReefer/Me/Family1.jpg

Or there's this -
b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00235/67/77/235227776_l.jpg
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I had exactly that hair as a child
looks like lego luke skywalker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Did you know GMOS as a child?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Bless your little cottons

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I bet they're glad they're not courtesans
As that would be a bit girly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Or cortisone
Now that wouldn't be ideal.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Wow
I've grown bored of this really quickly. *yawns*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I'd rather hear more about Micheal Jacksons death.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Long live the King?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Thank you.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

what is this shit?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Delusional Grandeur.
Mostly.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

what a load of bollocks
*slinks back to /talk*
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Pfft
so speaks the self professed King of QOTW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

And some people wonder why OT get called cliquey!
Your list of nominations seems to be based on everyone who went to Al's BBQ, ffs!
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I don't think anyone wonders why
because it's clearly called cliquey because of the big fat clique that lives here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Hardly
There's several b3tans that are not worthy of this title that were there. It's pure favouritism is all.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Only this morning I decided that I ought to fuck off back to /talk for a while, because I miss it.
But now I've been lumbered with you morons.
*tuts*
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

*panders*
*courtisans*
*courtesans*
*cortizones*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I like your pantaloons.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

They are wonderfully billowy aren't they

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

You had a pop at Gonz for his dodgy spelling...
...and then put 'racest' in your sig!

Karma in action, kiddies...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:05, Reply)

The 'racest' part of my sig was given to me by Gonz.
Do keep up.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
they're clearly a cunt
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

That interesting?

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Maybe
but not as interesting as you. Or Kaol
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Thanks.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Oh hang on, I didn't mean Kaol
I meant Vampyrecat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Mind the hound.

( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

*trips over royal hunting dog*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Fuck it.
I fell over.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I think that's an intentional typo,
From a thread a while back.
Kinda like the "your gay" thing.
( Cawl, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Clever Kaol.
And like 'teh' and 'peado'.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Your Gay?
Wow, who knew eh?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

We are indeed!
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I just discovered that my computer speaker have been left on
I'm glad I work alone!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

This pleases me.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

THE QUEEN IS PLEAS-ED.
OT IS INSTRUCTED TO BE HAPPY THENCEFORTH.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

*blows happy fanfare on his trumpet*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I haven't actually accepted the title of Queen.
I don't want it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

*gets bored of this thread*
*does some work instead*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*agrees*
*fucks off back to /talk*
( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

O.
Well, in that case:

CLENDRIX IS PLEAS-ED. OT IS HENCEFORTH INSTRUCTED TO BE ENTIRELY APATHETIC TOWARDS THIS NEWS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

oh yes, the apathy is strong in this one

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

You're full of sunshine today, aren't you?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

*does a happy dance*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

You need a belt for those pantaloons, sir.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

That would make them harder to pull down

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Al is so fat
he doesn't need a belt he needs a bungee cord
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

It's true
but it comes in handy, I sometimes tie it to your nipples and go bungee jumping past your vagina when your aroused. It's better than jumping over Niagra falls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

A lot more humid though, I'll wager.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

When your aroused?
FAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It's true, you do often fail to get aroused
due to the vast quantities of liquid required. I heard it only happens when you're connected to the mains water.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Until you sort out your grammar
I'm ignoring you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

*cries*
*super duper sadfaces*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)