Wow, there's so much negative energy in this thread!
Now then, I'm going to arrange some oil burners around here with a few drops of lavender essential oil in each, then everyone will feel much more calm and relaxed.
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*queues for half an hour, then punches in head*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

No, no my dear chap, that's not nice at all.
Would you like an aromatherapy massage instead?
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Does it include a happy ending?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

It can be as happy as you like sweetcheeks
I'll even throw in a box of man size tissues.
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

We'll definitely need them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)