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I don't know why
but the mental image of someone punching Leona Lewis in the head at an in-store signing amuses me greatly.

Which 'celebrity' would you queue for half an hour to see then punch in the head, and why?

Edit: this thread is dedicated to the memory of Monty Boyce, who unfortunately seems to be stuck in a rotating frenzy of head-punching fantasy.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That cracked me up, too
I'd fucking swing for David Bowie, no question.

EDIT I'd knee Ricky Gervais in the bollocks and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:19, Reply)

And why?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I wouldn't really
I just don't care for his records much, truth be told (Bowie, not Gervais, obv., whose new romantic record wasn't too bad)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Your choices are valid
However your methods are not. Head-punching only, please.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Aaah I see - in that case
Krishnan Guru-Murthy. He really is a pompous ass.

EDIT If I am honest there are so, so many people i would like to punch in the face I can't really even begin to list them....

Michael Stipe - there's another one. Cunt.

Al is right, I am indeed a colossal misanthrope.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:30, Reply)

So...
Have REM been added to the list of Pixies, The Clash, Radiohead and The Smiths of amazing bands that you don't like!???

You're a madman, coco loco, mental oriental. I'm going to track you down and melt down your records.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Too fucking right
Larry the Lamb bleating 'woe-is-me' drivel.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Erm...
Bono - Because he's a cunt.
Bob Geldof - Because he's a 'holier than thou' cunt.
Mick Hucknall - His face makes me angry.
Didier Drogba - Because he's a diving, crying cunt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:31, Reply)

I agree
Bono is a cunt.

Bring on the half hour queue to punch that fucker in the head. Numerous times.
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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Barry Scott.
There is no need to shout.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Is that even his real name?
He might be quite difficult to track down, although you could probably just follow the sound of his shouty voice I guess!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Terry Pratchett
the Alzheimer's-having cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Why?

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:52, Reply)

because the other day
everyone on here was wanking on about how great he is, but I disagreed.

And because he has Alzheimer's. The cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Balls.

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

If you insist.
I'd rather punch his face though, if it's all the same with you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Sir Alan Sugar
Craig Charles
Ben Elton

....this is just too easy...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Louis Walsh
Elton John
Lou Reed
Morrissey

....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Ian Brown

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Russell Howard
repeatedly, unto death
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Aww really?
I sort of like him...

I'm on your list too now aren't I
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

No, you're alright, you are...
unlike

The Gallagher brothers
any and all Scousers
Sharon Osbourne
Silvio Berlusconi
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:46, Reply)

*draws breath*
David Walliams
Robin Williams
Woody Allen
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I hope roota doesn't see this.

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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Haha
roota sees all!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I SAW IT!!!!
I'm a scouser and I'm proper lovely and I've never nicked so much as a penny chew in all my life.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Woo
I'm alright! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Monty dear.....
Wouldn't it be quicker just to tell us who you wouldn't punch in the head?
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

but
I can't think of anyone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Harry Hill
He annoys me so much it actually hurts me a little!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Sarah 'Fucking' Kennedy.
No explanation required.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Her off Neighbours?
Explanation needed.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

radio 2 DJ on before Terry Wogan
Punching her face wouldn't suffice, I'd like to kick her in the clunge.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Oh yeah, she used to be on Game for a Laugh.
*shows age*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:51, Reply)

YES
Can we do synchronised punching, you take the right side, I'll take the left?
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

No amount of kicking in the clunge
...would stop the silly mare from wittering on about fuck all for hours on end in that annoyingly schoolmarm-ish tone she has.
And even though I'm an animal lover, her fucking cats would be on the end of some of the abuse too.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Dan Brown
And all of Coldplay
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:44, Reply)

And Ian Brown and Derren Brown
And Bobby Brown. And Charlie Brown.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Charlie Brown?
Oh good grief
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:48, Reply)

*applause*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:49, Reply)

.....Michael Winner
Meat Loaf
Jonathon Ross
PAUL Ross
Chris Tarrant
Lenny Henry
French AND Saunders
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Chris Tarrant
Russ Abbot

and a throat chop for Madonna, the talentless whore.

EDIT: maybe we can both get the cunt Tarrant, a few swift cracks to the head.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Why thank you
I am actually quite proud of that! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Hooray!
Also: sig win.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Its not even
10.00am and I already double win!?? I am awesome!! :D

Gotta love the Izzard!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I'd like to love the Izzard but the restraining order has put the mockers on that dream.

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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Awww
That's a shame. I assume you can still stalk him, just from a distance!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)

He deserves it
The american-football-headed whining loser.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Isn't that
a description of Hey Arnold as well?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Is his surname Brown?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

*shrugs shoulders*
I dunno, I just remember seeing it years ago and everyone called him 'football head' because, odd as it was, he had a football shaped head!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ainsley Harriott
...Andrew Lloyd Webber
Noel Edmunds
Dale Winton
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Definitely Ainsley!
He has shiny lessons along with Des Lynham and invades everyone's personal space. GRRRRRRRR! I want to shove Sally Salt and Persy Pepper right up his jacksie.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Hands up everyone who wants to join a peer based counselling group on B3ta to help Monty with his anger issues.

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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:56, Reply)

:o)

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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

But who will supervise?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Hmm
1 - Kriss Akabusi - because he's annoyingly over-enthusiastic ALL THE BLOODY TIME!
2 - Bono - because, as noted above, he's a cunt.
3 - The little shit(s) who nicked the dust caps off my car tyres sometime in the last few days.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Oooh Akabussi
DEFINITELY. Whilst shouting 'Awooga' in his stupid face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

that was someone else wasn't it
Someone else I'd like to punch in the face, the one with the dead brother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Justin Fashnu?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

John Fashnu
Justin's the dead one, I think.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Punch them both to be sure
Might be a bit messy though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Ronnie Corbett
Mike Myers
Angelina Jolie
Bam Margera
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:00, Reply)

I'd stick up for Corbett
even if it meant I had to punch you in the face so to do.

And I don't want to do that.

DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Ok
Can i swap for the midget with the eyes of a rapist from those pish Austin Powers films, Mini Me, or whatever the fuck he's called. As long as i get to assault a midget, i'll be fine.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, Reply)

DEAL
*spits on, then proffers hand*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)

*accepts moist hand*
Paolo Nutella - or whatever the cunt is called
Ian Wright - the toothy, talentless cunt
Jools Holland - the rinky dinky cunt
Bjork - hopelessly shite since she left the Sugarcubes, Icelandic cunt
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:13, Reply)

excellent choices
'boogie woogie'?

BOOGIE FUCKING WOOGIE, HOLLAND?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Where have you been all my life?
Quite apart from spewing about as much vitriol as I generally do, the idea of *actually* punching people in the head really appeals to me...
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

pleased to make your aquaintance

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hmmm...
Alastair Darling, Gordon Brown, Darth Mandelson, Jacqui Smith, pretty much all of the Labour party in fact.

Apart from Mo Mowlam. Not done to punch dead people really.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Victoria Wood
Lesley Joseph

Oooh, I've moved onto women now...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:04, Reply)

MISOGYNIST!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Actually, they don't bother me.
Amy Winehouse?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:16, Reply)

in general, people who do 'comedy music'
are utter cunts, like Victoria Wood. There's another, new one who is, I believe, Australian who's an utter cunt.

Spinal Tap and those Conchord chaps I don't want to punch, mind you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Nah
Stephen Lynch is a legend!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Surely not
Tim Minchin and the glorious Bill Bailey??

You can have Lee Evans, go on take him!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Minchin
that's the fucker. Awful, embarrassingly bad.

I blame Flanders and Swann. They fucking started it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I appreciate your opinion sir...
However, I am going to have to punch you, quite hard, in the face area now... sorry.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You can't punch me!
I'm retired!

Hit an old man would ya? Eh? EH?

*waves walking stick*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Meh
I've hit worse.

*picks up 'hitting stick' and starts the chase*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Wow, there's so much negative energy in this thread!
Now then, I'm going to arrange some oil burners around here with a few drops of lavender essential oil in each, then everyone will feel much more calm and relaxed.
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:07, Reply)

*queues for half an hour, then punches in head*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

No, no my dear chap, that's not nice at all.
Would you like an aromatherapy massage instead?
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Does it include a happy ending?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

It can be as happy as you like sweetcheeks
I'll even throw in a box of man size tissues.
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:26, Reply)

We'll definitely need them.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Liam Gallagher
Cristiano Ronaldo
Noel Edmunds
Ricky Gervais
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I can't believe you all forgot
Jamie Oliver
Gillian McKeith
Rabbi Lionel Blue and all those other smug, sanctimonious bastards who do a regular slot on "Thought for the Day"
Vernon Kay(e?)
Kanye West
Horne & Corden (I can imagine the satisfying "slap" of knuckle against the fat one's face already...)
Oh, the list goes on...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I'd definitely Tango McKeith.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Good God man
What was I thinking?

I'm appalled by these omissions. Appalled and ashamed.

How's the hair, old bean?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Still flapping happily today
It's almost as if I've got my own wings, like a proper crow and everything.

*flaps for you*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Oh yes, Gillian McCuntingkieth
"You must eat your greens! The chlorophyl will oxygenate your blood."
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:23, Reply)

She probably deserves a mention
in the thread above about Coldplay and what poo taste like.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I'm amazed it's taken this long for her to come up.
She'd be near the top for me.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Easy
That twat, Noel Edmonds. Every time I am stupid enough to lose cash in a fruit machine his gurning face is staring back at me.

Rupert Murdoch
Silvio Berlusconi

Two utterly amoral pieces of shit...
(sugar_tits, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:21, Reply)

MAGGIE 'FUCKING' THATCHER
Lady 'fucking' Gaga - she'll being 'gaga-ing on her own blood by the time i've boshed her fucking poker face in.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Hahaha

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

My grandad on Thatcher's recent injury:
"If only it was her hip. They don't last much longer after that. As it is, I reckon she'll make a full recovery. Auld cunt..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Joey Barton

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:37, Reply)

bono bono bono bono bono bono bono
Bono.
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rofl harris, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Monty Boyce
Seeing as he wants to punch me, based upon my place of birth.
*narrows eyes and puts on Shell Suit of Justice*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*puts up dukes*

*floats like a butterfly*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, Reply)

*nicks wallet*
*runs*
*buys shiny things*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*cries with impotent rage*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

That'll lern yer!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

*changes sig*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:58, Reply)

*shakes hands*
You had a good innings, old man.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Don't forget to wear
All your Elizabeth Duke rings for added gouging.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

ALL of them
Even the one with all the cubic zirconia ragdolls hanging off it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I saw that! I saw that in the Argos catalogue!
And it scared the bejeebus out of me. I couln't finish my search for a Minky Jumbo clotheshorse after seeing that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:03, Reply)

i want one with 'Mum' on
I'm nobody's mother but I think that you are treated with more respect in those circles if you have encrusted jewellery with 'Mum' on it.
A hologram photo of a departed relative printed onto a medallion works well too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Just before this thread runs out of steam
Patrick Kielty.

God, I would punch him so hard in his smug, unfunny, weeping minge of a face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Chris Moyles
Dear god I dont think I could ever tire of beating him around the head
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

My god, how did we manage to forget that fat cunt?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

to think
...he nearly got away without a PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I think it's time we made this Image Challenge entry a reality
www.b3ta.com/board/8908835

He probably deserves it particularly hard...there are few people about whom you can think "Fuck me, they're annoying" from just their voice, and then about whom you can think "Fuck me, I hate that person even more" when you see their smug, punchable face.

Oh, wait, I stand corrected. I've just remembered that most of the famous radio DJs are like that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:32, Reply)

there is a special place on my list
for Christian O'Connell.

I knew him as a teenager and have loathed him (as does everyone else who knew him then) ever since. Also known as 'Tight arse' and 'horse face', he was universally loathed,for his chronic lack of endearing qualities.

The fact that he now earns 500k a year has not helped this situation.

And he once burned my socks on a camp fire. Cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Ah, O'Connell
My sister put it best: "He's got a face for radio."

I remember finding him quite funny when I was a teenager and first discovered Xfm. Then, as I grew tired of all the wanky indie played by the station, I gradually realised he was actually really annoying. Then Virgin radio offered him a job, which I think says it all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

He probably IS a Virgin

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Nelson Mandela
Just for japes
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Heheh
He'd beat the shit out of you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Andy Parsons
Him off of Mock The Week.
I'd punch him twice

but leave a

big pause

in between

punches
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

He's the new
Johnny Vaughn in the speaking thingy.

Erm,
Ricky Gervais
Jamie Oliver
Chris Moyles

Can I just punch these three fuckers in the head repeatedly until I get bored?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Rod Stewart
I've hated him for about 35 years now, can hardly remember why any more.
One look at his ugly smirking face, though, and I'm off like a bottle of pop.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

*joins queue*
His face makes me ill with dislike.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Easy.. Bono of course,
Maddie
Maddie's parents
Cheryl cole - I think with a good punch she could fly for miles

*rehides*
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Thickey, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/do-chris-martin-next%2c-says-everyone-200910152140/
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rofl harris, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Brilliant!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:18, Reply)

how De Burgh
remained unnamed until now is a fucking mystery.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Beyonce
Shrill fat cow deserves a sturdy blow to the head for that Single Ladies abomination. And another for that fucking godawful video too. Although for that I reserve the right to wear spiky gloves.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Yes, but...
she had one of the greatest music videos of ALL TIME!

*embarrassed silence broken only by tumbleweed*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Thanks for reminding me
Kanye sodding West for disappearing up his own arsehole.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

My mate queued up for an hour to get punched in the face by the long nosed clown in Slipknot.
does that count?
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I'm not sure it does.
Is your brother wannabe-famous?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Hmmm..
Piers Morgan.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Why Oh Why
Has no-one nominated cunt of the decade, Gok Wan? He deserves it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:18, Reply)

"rude anagram Gok Wan"
(c)Charlie Brooker
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Sara Cox
I'd queue for a week if I had to.
(nonstopdancer, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I've met her
I know her ex husband. He, I and you ALL want to punch her in the face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I heart Norman Cook.
He could punch me in the head any day.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

He's a fucking gentleman
A friend of mine asked him for a copy of a record he made (and Eric B & Rakim remix he did which is in itself excellent) one night when we bumped into him in a club - and he moved heaven and earth to get this long-deleted gem for him. A wonderful man.

The stuff he did at Urban records with remastering and reissuing classic breaks deserves a medal as well. No punches for Norman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Today's the day.
The Dolmio puppet family.
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Weejock, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

so many people
I suspect my list would be as long as, if not longer than, monty's.

I can tell you this, it would start and end with Bono.

Second and second to last would be William Shatner
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I thought of you when I posted it.
Then again, I thought of you when I knocked one out this morning too, so...
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I know this is an old thread
but I jut wanted to post my choice, just incase the B3TA fairy makes our dreams come true can I please have:

Madonna,
Ricky Fucking Gervais
Robbie Cunting Williams
That Gervais twat again.

Oh, and Mr Bin would like Gordon 'you shower of cunts' Ramsey.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:21, Reply)

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