Well
My previous boyfriend didn't have a girlfriend (or even a kiss) until he was 25. He's a very decent chap, nice, polite and very, very good in bed. He was just too shy for anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah but did he fuck dogs, like Jeff here?

EDIT I'll bet he was 'very, very good in bed', he'd had over ten years' theory testing under his belt before the practical exam. His poor knackers must have been like watermelons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I don't think he did
It took us almost a week to successfully have sex, as he lied to me and said he knew what he was doing, and I let him to it. He didn't...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)