Ah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I remember you now
The toddler with the glint in his eye staring through the window of the shop. I always thought it was strange for a 4 year old to be wearing a cravat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Listen, I've changed now*
*not literally. I'm still in the same Farrah-effect trousers and 'geometric pattern' C&A jumper I was wearing all those years ago. The colours don't cut quite the bold dash they did in those glorious days of yore, and maybe they don't fit quite so well as they did back then, but inside I'm still the same old sweaty, rapey me.

I promise x x x x

EDIT and the Start-Rite cravat - of course!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

You never forget your first perv.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:40, Reply)

C&A? Really Monty?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Fuck no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I should hope not
That shop was the most depressing one ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

The very thought of the logo
makes me all 'Moaty'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I bet you have a secret fondness
for it. Apparantly still available on the continent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Ah, Europe...
so 'chic', n'ec'e'e'e pas?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Rome yes
but then I bet there is no C&A in Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

No.
....but there is a 'U' in 'cunt'!!!!!111

I've got this whole 'chatting up' lark all wrong, haven't I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

MONTYTRON ENGAGE
-stage revolves, platform rises with wind machine catching his luscious locks, cape flapping behind him-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm afraid so yes
there is also a U in fucker! (If you don't get this response you are doing it wrong)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)