My own putrid stench
is like a mortuary Febreze, luckily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The smell of tears, regret, dried semen
and dry meat.


Delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

'Disappointment.......by Monty Boyce...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

bedroom-in-the-dark-lol
It'll be a best seller.

"Suggestions for use: Spray on an old blanket, then roll into a rough sausage shape. You can put this in your bed and snuggle up to it, it'll almost be like having someone else sharing your pitiful existence!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

'Comes with free razorblades'
because we know you can't come without them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

The advertising world
is your fucking oyster, young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Thanks
I try
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)