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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can I steal a seat?
I'll buy the second bottle
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'll buy the second bottle
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Bring some fucking gin
I've never had cognac. Not sure drinking neat alcohol is entirely my thing.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I've never had cognac. Not sure drinking neat alcohol is entirely my thing.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Arse.
Ah well, it'll be worth it when you tell us about the time you were caught sucking off the head boy by the matron...
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Ah well, it'll be worth it when you tell us about the time you were caught sucking off the head boy by the matron...
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
She only spread that story because I wouldn't 'play ball'
as our delightful American cousins might say*
*Stephen Fry voice
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
as our delightful American cousins might say*
*Stephen Fry voice
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
haha
you'd hope so. But the head-boy story is only the tip of the lies
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
you'd hope so. But the head-boy story is only the tip of the lies
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Being the well-known Aled Jones-type innocent that I am,
no-one would countenance such falsehoods, and thus my goodly name wouldst remain unbesmirched even were the cheekiest little shits in Christendom to pour their foulest slurs 'gainst me.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
no-one would countenance such falsehoods, and thus my goodly name wouldst remain unbesmirched even were the cheekiest little shits in Christendom to pour their foulest slurs 'gainst me.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
ah but sadly
I am not the cheekiest little shit in Christendom, I am an upstanding member of the global community.
LIES MONTY PURE LIES
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I am not the cheekiest little shit in Christendom, I am an upstanding member of the global community.
LIES MONTY PURE LIES
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
On that evil note
I'm off to watch some shit TV. So sleep well Monty and dream good dreams
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
I'm off to watch some shit TV. So sleep well Monty and dream good dreams
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
I SHALL NOT REST
until the noble house of Boyce is freed from this yoke of ignominy.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
until the noble house of Boyce is freed from this yoke of ignominy.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
This will not end well.
Right lovelies, see you all tomorrow. No, don't wait up. Yes, I'll call. Promise. No you hang up. No you hang up! No yo-
Oh.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Right lovelies, see you all tomorrow. No, don't wait up. Yes, I'll call. Promise. No you hang up. No you hang up! No yo-
Oh.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
I think it would be better as a Louis Theroux sort of documentry
With him following you around, and you trying hard not to punch him.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
With him following you around, and you trying hard not to punch him.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I'm thinking a more 'fireside recollections' kind of 'vibe'.
Soft focus avuncular reminiscences about 'that time 'Bod ' went to the poll tax riots and purloined a policeman's helmet, only to trade it for a can of 'Special Brew'* on the way back to Winchester', that kind of stuff.
*my father used to deliberately get names of things wrong to disparage them and it was hugely effective. 'You and your 'specialist beers'', he once said to my brother.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Soft focus avuncular reminiscences about 'that time 'Bod ' went to the poll tax riots and purloined a policeman's helmet, only to trade it for a can of 'Special Brew'* on the way back to Winchester', that kind of stuff.
*my father used to deliberately get names of things wrong to disparage them and it was hugely effective. 'You and your 'specialist beers'', he once said to my brother.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
You could have discrete nazi memorabilia on the wall and keep refering to cousin Otto
G'night all.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
G'night all.
( , Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
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