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every time somebody mentions my name I get a massive hard-on

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
well you say massive

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)
So if I said,
look bert, everyone, literally everyone knows you ****** your ******
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)
awesome, isn't it?
I mean I told Becky that because I felt bad for what I had done to her, I felt awful knowing what I had done and that I had allowed her near me, only to the be told that she had been through something similar, and knew that telling her was the right thing to do, so the fact that she's now told everyone, well that's just not cricket.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
So why don't you come round to my house then?
we can be friends
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
You posted it on here yourself you fucking Asperger.

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
did I? Where?

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)
You really do have mental problems don't you?

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
show me where, Monty, show me where

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
No problem.
Up there *points to head*
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
it is like a floppy aubergine though, isn't it?
I bet it put you off a little bit, go on, admit it
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I'd feel an ounce of sympathy
if you hadn't alienated everyone who ever liked you by being a massive spastic. P.s. becky never told me a thing
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
And if you hadn't fucked your sister.

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
long lost half sister, actually
who I had only known for about a year, befriended, and cared for deeply, if I had ever had any inkling at all that she felt that way about me I would have ran a mile, instead I made the biggest mistake of my life and will forever punish myself for it.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
You bragged about it on here
saying it was the best sex you'd ever had, you repulsive little turd.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)
where?!

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
the alienating myself is deliberate, it's all part of the 24/7/365 self punishment regime

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Technically
that should be 24/7/52
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
you're absolutely right, I apologise
24/7/52/365
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
You expect to live for another 365 years?
You are Methuselah AICMFP.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Nice autism here

(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

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