I swore at a cyclist for stopping on a roundabout
what I hadn't realised is that he had stopped as he had almost been knocked over by a stupid woman in a chelsea tractor who was on her phone at the time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

people driving whilst on the phone is annoying. Driving a chelsea tractor is annoying. The resulting annoyance of the combination is greater than the sum of the parts.
I regularly see women driving & applying make-up at the same time. This is vain as well as dangerous.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

even i
don't do this. well unless i'm in absolute stand-still traffic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Bollocks
when the traffic stops your hands are down your pants quicker than you can say jack robinson, you disgusting serial masturbator.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Mercedes offer vibrating seats on some models - trufax

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

rachelswipes has a massive dildo sticking out of the drivers seat
she said she needed it as a safety feature so she didn't slide off the shiny leather when she braked hard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it's called a HANDBRAKE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

She loves lorry drivers looking down on her when she's having a rub - hence owning a convertible.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

you two
should get a room, your fantasies are disturbing everyone else!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)