Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Screwing.."Always use some vaseline when screwing"
This prize piece of information was given to me by my dad, whilst putting up a new gate using some particularly hard wood that was resistant to screws.
I was about 8 or 9 at the time, and it seemed a perfectly obvious thing to use if the wood really was that hard to screw into.
It wasn't until many years later that I randomly remembered the advice and found the greater value in the dual meaning.
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Vaseline is not a sexual lubricant.It can seriously upset the careful balance of people's genitalia.
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Bats is selling cheap computer bits. Gaz for details., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:32,
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vaselineIt also dries and cracks condoms if you use them combined.
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Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Tue 24 Jun 2008, 14:24,
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