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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Bless him.
The man was a genius. I had never heard of him until I moved to the USA many moons ago. On returning to England I spread the good word and many dvds to friends.

Last saturday my better half downloaded the 08 HBO special as we had not watched him in years and the 'old fuck' was fantastic. Then two days later he dies.

This week I am going to watch Top Gear and hope the same happens to that gobshite Clarkson.

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. "
(Tugnut I got them all..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, 12 replies)
who are you talking
about?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
@Vipros
I think, it could be Jesus, but I may be wrong.

JESUS FTW.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)
George Carlin I think
possibly a response to a post earlier (becky's I think).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
*tickles D's G*
I don't know who this George Carlin fella is, and I'm far too lazy to bother googling him, was he anything like beardy jew Jesus Christos?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)
@DG
No, I'm going to have to agree with Bert on this one. Because I like the way he looks in a thong.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)
@al
YEAH.

He died on a Lollipop stick to save the world from it's shins.

In a thong.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)
No Bert
I meant I like the way you look in a thong.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, closed)
Bum-bada-bum-bum-bum
*sexy thong dances*

Damn your Mrs for coming to the bash, I needed to feel your beard tickling my perineum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, closed)
Al...
Your Mrs was there?
WTF?
How do I not know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, closed)
^
It was the end of the night and you were very drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, closed)
Oh right,
She wasn't there the whole time then?
Fair enough... What was this mysterious "second bar" we went to?
Also, does anyone know where I wandered off to?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)
George Carlin
Fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

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