Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Carpet fitterI once done a bit of casual work with a carpet fitter in my early years. One day he was on about his past exploits and general tom-foolery with the ladies on various jobs and he came out with a gem of advice.
"If I see some fanny I've got to fuck it - you should never turn it down"
I heeded old Tony's advice and I can proudly say that I only have 18 months left on my prison sentence for rape.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
Yeah butwhat about really, really minging fanny, like puss filled?
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:08, closed)
LOLFMPSL HA HA HA HA
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
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