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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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hmmmmmmm
My Gran once told me....

Never look a badger in the eye on a Tuesday
If it's raining in the village down the road
If you see a frog on a Saturday or Wednesday
It's probably not a frog, but a toad.

The wind that blows from the West is better
Than the wind that blows from the South
Your Grampy likes a blowjob on a Sunday Morning
But I don't let him come in my mouth.

....never forgot it.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29, 3 replies)
Lols
Twisted just plain twisted, i love it
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:54, closed)
Menlui
No my friend, twisted would have involved retorting with something along the lines of 'oh she always swallowed for me' or somesuch.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)
^^^
...she did...(for me)

how did you know?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 8:42, closed)

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