SHUT UP YOU FATTY BUMSHED!
_{Seriously, am I doing this right? I'm using your favourite phrases, so it should be funny, as you're such an endlessly witty ray of internet sunshine and all - but reading it over, it does seem to be more than a little bit retarded.}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 12:59, 2 replies)

Apparently, you do it like this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1809511
Isn't it hilarious?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:21, closed)

He mentioned bacon, sheds, and anal insertion. All he needs to do now is apend a pithy subtitle to a picture of a cat, and he will be, by any objective measure, internet hilarious.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:15, closed)

Does it really need explaining that you lot don't understand this website and should fuck off to mumsnet?
I mean ... one of you has it explained every week and has a big old weep and whinge about it. It has to sink in eventually.

Cheers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)

I didn't get halfway through this dull exposition dump before nodding off.
Sorry.

If you'd care to summarise, or at least rewrite it in a less boring and cliched fashion, I shall try again.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot: "Cheers". That's funny, right? I know you've done it before, as have any number of hilarious /talk people, but I can still be original and funny by doing it myself. Right?

Cheers! (rofl)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:13, closed)