I was a background character
In my primary school nativity play. Beat that.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:45, 9 replies)

Well, in my first school play I (and several several others) had to utter the immortal line "We are the farmyard"!!!
( Vambo, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:49, closed)

Beat That
Was it a play about Michael Jackson?
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:57, closed)

The Michael Jackson nativity play?
Now there's an idea.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:15, closed)

Talk about a virgin birth...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:31, closed)

I played an Ugly Sister in my primary three class's production of Cinderella
Typecast so young.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:17, closed)

i was the narrator.
the narrator, ffs.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:41, closed)

I was a sheep or somesuch role
that got me the hell out of the way. However our nativity was screened live by Coventry Cable TV. Oh yes.

And Christ I see Cov Cable is still going. Bloody hell.
(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:01, closed)

I'm not beating it just for that.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:08, closed)

:(
What more do I have to do?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:33, closed)