I got a post about getting a ten paragraph lorem ipsum onto the popular page of an 'anecdote' messageboard onto the popular page of an 'anecdote' website
and the dopey cunts still won't accept that it's dead on its arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:09, 38 replies)

Stop bringing it up then.
Just sayin' like.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:11, closed)

so what are you doing with your constant posts, singing a eulogy at the wake?
or conducting a seance?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:13, closed)

I'm dancing on its corpse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:20, closed)

the word that springs to mind is
necrophilia

especially given close proximity of "dead" and "arse"
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:17, closed)

That because of moaning twats who keep moaning that it's dead on it's arse

( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14, closed)

Go on then, count up all the non-pisstaking answers.
Also why is it still /board who get to choose the question?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:15, closed)

Because people from board are better than you.
Let's face it, pretty much anyone is better than you. You are the lowest form of human life. Amorous Badger is better than you and he's scum. Dr. Shambolic is better than you and he's barely a spot on my arse. You're completely irrelevant. Tell me, why should anyone give a fuck what such a pathetic creature as you thinks about anything?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:23, closed)

^jimmies rustled

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:24, closed)

^ upset
probably because he's utterly worthless
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:26, closed)

Yes. I'm the upset one here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:28, closed)

he's upset because liemallow and kipper fillet have had more attention the last couple of weeks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:30, closed)

You're not even in his top ten lowest forms of human life.

( Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:29, closed)

Hahaha, well played.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:30, closed)

And again, replies really should be able to win.
/ac
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:10, closed)

snurk

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:15, closed)

yeah ... this would probably be more convincing if I didn't have you on ignore, pumpkin

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:29, closed)

You hear that BD, he's saying you're worse than a nonce.
You should 'ave 'im for that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:55, closed)

The people taking the piss are at least 90% of the board.
It's dead, petal. It failed. Don't take it personally.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:19, closed)

the thing is that the piss takers frightened/bored everyone else away
now it's fine if you think someone is talking shit or is too sensitive or is upset on the internet, that's your prerogative, but when you jump on everything that everyone posts, eventually you end up with just the same 4 people who agree with you about how "the internet" should be.

and then you all end up complaining that it's dead on its arse...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:56, closed)

what bollocks
It died about six months after it started.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:11, closed)

'about six months'?
Seems an odd time to pick. I'm with swipey on this one.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:54, closed)

Qftw went to shit the second they enabled replies to posts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:14, closed)

Basically, this.
Once the Cult Of Legless took hold, that was it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:44, closed)

no, once people with strong views on stories and how they should be told took hold, that was it
because some people get fed up of being flamed. and others relish it, which results in long 100+ threads about being upset.

i don't give a fuck either way, but it is undeniable that since people started pouncing on other people's stories to quite this degree, the number of stories has plummeted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:57, closed)

You realise that claiming a fact is 'undeniable' is essentially an admission that you just plucked it out of your arse, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:30, closed)

you realise that
anything i could pluck out of my arse would still be better looking and smelling than you, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:44, closed)

that seems unlikely
does that signal the end of your attempt to defend the apocalyptic shitscape that is qftw?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:04, closed)

i'm not defending qotw
i'm just saying that you can't be part of the assassin's creed and then complain that the target is dead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:16, closed)

I prefer to see myself as a nurse easing a terminal patient through the long painful days of its demise
then taking a big old dirty shit on the corpse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:55, closed)

You've been talking to AB.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 21:43, closed)

It's only in the last two or so years that the place has. like the rest of the site been dying on its arse.
I've been taking the piss out of liars, autists and pervs a lot longer than that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:53, closed)

I'm kind of with you on this.
but if replies were cut off, the whole of QFTW would be full of people replying to people as full posts, and the mods would have to pull their fingers out of dogs bumholes and sort stuff out.

Thataintevergonnahappen.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:56, closed)

Or ... right ... they could close everything except /board and everything would be dandy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:58, closed)

but then what would you do?

( rofl harris, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:42, closed)

I'd continue posting on /board

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:26, closed)

Participation is not compulsory

( rofl harris, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:17, closed)

We're not talking about one of your mum's infamous batter parties.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:57, closed)

you should have been at the last tupperware party

( rofl harris, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:25, closed)