i'm just surprised he didn't replace it with sugar syrup

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:44, 3 replies)

I Would Have

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:57, closed)

^lonely and upset online^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, closed)

Careful, he's going full Fathhelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:25, closed)

It's too viscous to pass through that gauge of needle.
And also ... it was a soldier, not a pickpocket. I dunno how he'd swap my medication while politely handing me a plastic bag.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:03, closed)

ninja skills

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:09, closed)

Bloke was at least 18 stone.
If he was a ninja then we're all doomed.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22, closed)

i sat in front of someone who looked like him on the way out to miami
when we got there, he wobbled to his feet, and yanked the storage bin open, clean onto his own head with a thunk that reverberated right along the plane.

SONOFABITCH!!!!! he yelled.

fuck me it was hard not to laugh. only the thought that he could have ripped my scrawny girl arms off and beaten me to death with them kept my face straight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)

I'm not sure that Shambles would have fallen for a wig/syringe exchange.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:24, closed)