PresentsWhat are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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Make him a fake CV with his photo attached.Then apply for literally hundreds of obsure jobs with it ie Circus Juggler, Sewage Worker, banana picker etc.
Get all the applications sent back to you and stick them on a site, and give him the URL for Chrimbo.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:44,
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These are both interesting ideas...They both require the use of a PC - unfortunately I am officially shit at anything to do with PC's and could cause myself an injury trying... But if I can pester my IT bod here in the office into giving me a hand (we're both pretty much doing fuck all today), well, might be onto something...
Either that or I could just give Steve a lump of frozen dogshit.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:09,
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lolFrozen blue bottles. Collect loads of them in a bag and freeze them. When it's cold they hibernate, so literally delivering a bag of them to him in a bag will freak him out.
Even more so when they all start waking up....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:15,
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