I'm going to be cunted in the fuck for this.
A friend of mine (let's call him Dan, for 'tis his name) took the opportunity to retire from city life a few years ago and took the opportunity to buy a small vineyard and chateau in Bordeaux. It was known as Chateau Daley.

Now as many of you know, wines grown in specific areas of France, and indeed many other countries qualify as being part of an "Appelation D'Origine Controlle" (AOC) which means that only wines from a certain area may be used for the production of wine (for example, champagne can only come from a certain number of vineyards in the Champagne area. Unfortunately for Dan, he was just outside the Appelation border for Bordeaux wine. However, the grapes he grew (a variety of sauvignon) were particularly good when fortified with sherry, producing a fine port. Of course, Port is also a protected title, so Dan used to carry out his fortification in a shed 3 miles from his house near the town of Peyrilles. From there, some "contacts" would load it into a truck for bottling and export in Portugal, where it could even still be produced for a much lower price than local tipple. The demand became so high, that a small underground railway was built using ex Royal Mail underground rolling stock to take the grapes from the Chateau to the bottling plant, thus keeping operations secret.

Unfortunately, one of Dan's neighbours found out about this and demanded a piece of the action, i.e. that Dan built a branch line from the neighbour's house to the bottling plant, so that he could use it to transport his own grapes. As such, he was...

Daley's Port Shed Line Offshoots User.


I'll kill myself immediately.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:14, 9 replies)

Do not get
explain?
( Blazemore Last seen on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)

Need an Explanation sir?
Do you sir? Need an Explanation? Oo!
(richardm, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:38, closed)

I finally got it:
"Daily Sports Headline of Shoots You Sir"
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:47, closed)

Fuck me
that gets a click for being so fucking horrific it belongs in a fucking horror movie. Nice work!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:21, closed)

Holy cocksucking Christ!
Brilliant!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25, closed)

Well worth a click
A lot of effort went into that, and if it makes it to the Popular page it'll be the most baffling thing to appear there for a while.
(richardm, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:41, closed)

Reverse psychology..
..fuck off sir !


not really psychology and not really reverse!

Daily Sport Headline..
( Signify, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:41, closed)

That, my dear fellow
is absolutely inspired.

Top, top quality.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:44, closed)

inspired.
that took me some time....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:49, closed)