Here's one I flicked off in the Carribean recently...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a mimsy?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a bush?
It's swell to have a pussy.
It's divine to own a chuff.
From the tiniest lady garden,
To the world's biggest muff.

So, three cheers for your fabulous vagina.
Hooray for your hoochie coochie friend.
Your lady bits, your cha-cha-cha,
Your cherry, or your box.
You can pierce it or tattoo it,
Or fill it full of cocks.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock.
And you won't come back!

(With thanks to Powervator and The Pythons for the inspiration)
(e.m.m.y. likes burlesque and glamour... Dahlings!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, closed)

Excellent.
I feel unworthy just for having read that. A well deserved click!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:01, closed)

Hooray for the punani.
Made me giggle.
( big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

Wonderfully done!
For shame if this isn't on the best of page
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:07, closed)

Awesome!
Cleeks!
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)

I think we have a winner
And it's not even about a penis! Marvellous work.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

Brilliant!
*furious clickage*

*polite applause*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)

Genius
*clit* I mean *click*
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:12, closed)

Well done
Have a well earned click for your prose!
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)

Lully!
Right up there alongside the original!

Three clicks.
( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, closed)

Oh that is wonderful!

( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, closed)

*Click!*
I shall, with your permission sing this when drunk!
Lovely, just lovely...
(Beer Elf Formerly known as Sparkie..My apologies, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:15, closed)

When drunk, when sober - ALL THE CHUFFING TIME!!!
See what I did there?
(e.m.m.y. likes burlesque and glamour... Dahlings!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:18, closed)

Eeeee!
I'm so glad you all like it!!!

BTW - Is it considered bad form to giggle uncontrollably at your own lyrics when you are reading them for the 30th time?
(e.m.m.y. likes burlesque and glamour... Dahlings!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, closed)

Not at all
Giggle away!
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)

Splendid!
One of the few great ones this week that have not been deeply wince-inducing.

*kerclick*
( Ugi is dazed & confused, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, closed)

Simply Wonderful
and so very true, trust me...
(Jayneflakes loved the cock on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:12, closed)

mimsy whimsy
very nicely played.
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

Oh I say!
This is a most wonderous work, and should be repeated many times.

Jolly Well Done...
(DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, closed)