Postcards from planet mad, part 1
One of the many jaw-dropping things she did toward the end of the relationship...

She was getting ready to go out; I was child-minding for her daughter and another kid. That's pretty much the only good part of the relationship by then, since her daughter was/is ace. A row develops, and I decide I'd had enough and stormed out.

A few seconds later she comes barelling out of the house, runs past me in the street, turns around and screams:

"How dare you leave the kids alone in the house, I can't believe you'd do a thing like that!"

Then stomps off toward the pub.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 14:43, 4 replies)

Wow...
What a nutter!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:16, closed)

I love female logic
I did once have a girlfriend that went bat shit mental at me when I DIDN'T wake her up when I staggered in drunk after a rare night out avec my mates. Apparently the decent thing to do would have been to rouse her from her coma at 2am so that she could moan at me then instead of at 9 the following day!!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)

haha yes exactly
This same girl complained when I did the same, coming in quietly to not wake her. "I want you to be the first thing I see when I wake up," she said, quite romantically I thought.

So, the next time it happened, I climbed into bed with her, and moved in for a shag cuddle. "What the FUCK are you doing waking me up, you bastard?" was her not-so-romantic reaction.

It's funny how attempting to remind them of what they said last time never works, isn't it?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:55, closed)

If I didn't know better
I would say that they are just looking for a fight but that would be a ridiculous suggestion wouldn't it.... wouldn't it ?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:27, closed)