A tale of young boys, dogs, rape and "yoghurt"
I promised this story a little while ago when I was talking about my Hanson lookalike mate and a rapid journey he made in a dumb waiter while escaping from the lair of a rabid Hanson fan.

Bright was the sky and high his heart as Earl* skipped his merry way to catch the bus to school. A rural setting in Devon was the scene.

As he trundled along the roads he was surprised by a large dog, a great dane perhaps, or at least something of similar size. A young boy cannot repell canine power of this magnitude so he was knocked to the floor.

At this point it came to his attention that the dog had a stonking hard-on and was intent on having his way with my mate.

The dog being of such size it was able to shrug off the pounding that my mate was trying to give it until the inevitable happened and it loosed a barrage of jizm up his leg.

Spent, the dog left the scene where Earl wiped himself down as best he could and realising he would get a beating from strict parents if he missed school legged it for the bus.

Naturally a big white mess on the trousers attracts some attention on a black school uniform and somehow, god knows how, he actually managed to pass it off for the rest of the day as spilt yoghurt.

Also: Duncan Bryant pissed himself in maths when we were about 15. Tosser.

*name slightly changed to protect his modesty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:05, 11 replies)

This pretty much happened to me.
Except it was a goat.
And I did the fucking.
( Cawl, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:08, closed)

damn you
your reply is funnier than my post
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:09, closed)

See, this is why
You both love and hate me.
( Cawl, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:10, closed)

that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:11, closed)

I know...
Also, it reminded me of this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/post147786
( Cawl, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:15, closed)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:17, closed)

Thank you!
Hmm...
I'm surprised that nobody else has replied to your post...
( Cawl, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:19, closed)

I thought about replying but then thought of something else
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:44, closed)

you thought of two things in one day?
damn, I'd be knackered!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:46, closed)

I am knackered!
Even thinking of one thing was a pretty monumental occasion. We had a little party at work to celebrate.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:09, closed)

*click*
Its got a dog, its got spunk... What more do you need? Cheers, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, closed)