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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

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Taken ill with distended stomach,
from eating too much Thomas The Tank Engine cake?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:06, 2 replies)
he clearly says a girl of six. Therefore, I am sure the cake was something like the Jeff Stryker
12 inch Battenberg.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:23, closed)
I just googled Jeff Stryker at work...
...so, well played, you abject bastard.
(I think this counts as a self inflicted injury)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:26, closed)
Is it something gay by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:21, closed)
The gayest!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:21, closed)
He was in X-Men

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:08, closed)
You'd have to eat a lot of cake to cause your pelvis to break

... but I'm trying as hard as I can.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:06, closed)
Looks like that rack of lamb you ate
shattered your spine in 3 places...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:46, closed)

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