My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i'm hoping this wont turn out to be a misconceptioni woke up this morning
couldnt help but keep yawning
my curtains are drawn
i continue to yawn
my alarm bell is ringing
and i can't help but thinking
i would like to stay in my bed today
though it might mean i fail my BA
but i think that that could be okay
cause i dont want my diplom-A
what a pointless piece of papier
you see i've got aspirations of a different sort
but these are the kind that cannot be bought
i wanna be loved i wanna be famous
so i can fuck a fuckin hottie in the anus
i wanna get laid ladies i'm the lead singer
please dont step up if you're fattie or a minger
maybe i'm a dude now, maybe i'm just crude now
but honesty is all i fuckin threw down
i wanna be rollin i wanna be rockin
so i can finally get my fuckin cock in
ps. there will be more verses to this. and geeetars. and i sing! come see us rock bournemouth some time soon!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:25, 4 replies)
Hey-ho!The days of shit poems on newsletters are counted! Aren't they?
rob, are you reading this? Here's someone who can actually RHYME.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:24, closed)
this could run the riskof not making the ladies feel special, thus preventing the very aim it discusses.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:21, closed)
I was going to say somethingthen I looked at your profile, and decided not to bother.
EMO.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:02,
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well... ex-emobut i'm trying my hardest to be manly! i promise!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:40, closed)
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