It was my misconception that
this chap

would have a girlfriend at age 22 :-(
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, 38 replies)

offer to show them your kitties
girls love the fluffiness:P

surely you've had a gf though?
( gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, closed)

yeah
I said at, not by!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, closed)

nowt to worry about, then!
plenty of time for you, yet :)
( gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:19, closed)

Why have to have one?
Better a good one at 23, than a crap one at 22.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:28, closed)

...
if you live in London, would you like to go for a drink with this girl?

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52598
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, closed)

@ Stu Moo
DO IT!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)

Bloody hell Stu Moo!!
SAY YES, SAY YES!!!

I would if A) I lived in London and B) I was single.

She is a pretty little thing. B3TA - bringing the love to the masses
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)

^^
Bringing love and the concept of SURPRISE sex.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)

Jeeeeez
Do it! If you don't I will!! (wink)

*pop* - b3ta cherry finally popped
(superhans, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, closed)

indeed. do it. and if you don't live in london, move there!
if i were a bloke, i would take her up on this :)
( gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, closed)

where is he?
I'm say here wasting my lunch hour waiting for his response
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:54, closed)

hopefully he's busy gazzing her
:D

that's not a euphemism.
( gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)

But it
is now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)

It
should be though.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)

You have to agree to this
then we can all buy new hats.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)

Sorry for replying to my own message but
I thought we should just quickly analyses why he should say yes.

1. She is an attractive female.
2. She is a b3tan, therefore a good sense of humour is almost assured. Sadly some of the responses in the KMWIP debate earlier have shown that it's not a cast iron guarantee.
3. She likes a drink. In a pub. and she likes the quiz machine.
4. She is wearing nice looking boots. Boots are all of the win.
5. She appears to be rubbing one off with her left hand with no regard for the camera pointing at her and the presence of other people in the pub. This bodes well.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

maybe she got shot in the vajoojoo again
and is soothing it.

i read some of her qotw responses. i'm a nosey bint, me.
( gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:04, closed)

Or
she could have recently emulated her mother with the labial alterations.

I'm nosey too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, closed)

I never even noticed
point 5.

Bonus!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

And, if you read on in her best answers...
Her mum's a dominatrix!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, closed)

wow.
Good Lord, if he doesn't, I will!

And bang goes the myth that all B3tans are fab only for their acidic wit and not their looks ;) (anyone else remember the b3ta Hot Or Not list from a while back?!)
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

Haha, I went shopping and missed this.
Hey, if you're half as good on the itbox as it seems ;-)

Though I actually live in Reading (or will do from Saturday).

20 minutes to Paddington though, so who knows?
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:17, closed)

Readingdingding!
I live there. I moved here from Londontown. It is Readingy.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)

Woo!
Do it!
B3ta-ladies are the best kind of ladies!
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)

^Agrees
And not because I am one.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, closed)

You're a lady?
Now i've heard everything!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:11, closed)

@Al
*shush your mouth*
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:21, closed)

Only if you
shush it in a ladylike way.

With your ladybits.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:25, closed)

@Stumoo...

I can't help but notice that you haven't yet responded...

no wonder you haven't got a bloody girlfriend.

Offered on a plate man - what more do you want?

I dunno, some b3tans don't even know they're born.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)

clumsyeloquence
no word from her either!

Come on folks, an update is needed!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:00, closed)

IF I LIVED IN LONDON I WOULD

Y NOT COME TO WICK & SEE MEE GOODTIMES GUARENTEED
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)

Yes, I'm too busy blushing
I will say that the author of this thread has in fact sent me a gaz.

And that I never realise what I'm getting myself into on here until it's too late.

I love you all, you're so nice!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)

There should be more people like you!
Although, hopefully not all in London!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)

This is the best thread ever!
Come on StuMoo, contact her! She looks like a perfectly lovely lady!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:07, closed)

Do it, do it, do it!
I think it says a lot about my life that I'm on a website hoping two people I've never met will get it on.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:10, closed)

I'm choosing
to believe that's actually me being wonderfully romantic in my soul. And not boring.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:16, closed)

Fair point
I'll try thinking that too.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:30, closed)

Don't worry
You'll one day find someone without taste. Or eyes.

(I keeeed, I keeeed.)
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)